158. A Housewives throuple? Bret Micheals; Did Lexi outplay Jesse at his own game?

Tracy is here and making us laugh, as usual. The RHONY whiplash continues into this week. We’re hearing different things from different sources – listen to hear the tea. Love Hotel… and would we date a man who doesn’t eat vegetables? Or only eats turkey sandwiches, lol. We have some WILD Real Housewives of Rhode Island Tea. And we mean wild. The Valley continues in its unhinged-ness. Do we see what Kristen sees in Luke now? Does Michelle still have feelings for Jesse? Should we be worried about Danny’s darkside? B has a strong, possibly unpopular opinion about Brittany. And on Summer House, did Lexi catch on to Jesse and outplay him?

What’s up Cocktailers? Hi Cocktailers, I am so excited to tell you guys we have our lovely friend Tracy joining us. For those of you guys who don’t know her, Tracy does the ad sales for the website and the podcast, and also, just generally makes us laugh. Advertisers call her. Welcome. Tracy, hi. I love that intro. Yeah, show show me the money people. Okay, I think we gotta start it like with what we are just talking about off the pod, which is that if you guys were feeling some whiplash with Roni, we definitely are feeling it. And we’ll give you guys a little bit more insight into what we’re hearing behind the scenes. But last week, page six posted that there were no plans for filming for Roni, and that essentially, Roni had a had indefinitely been put on pause, but B wasn’t buying it. B like, why don’t you even just fill us in on on what you can and what you’re hearing, and why? So you’re still having whiplash. I’m still having whiplash. But the one thing I knew I was like, This is nonsense. They’re not indefinitely pausing. Roni it is.
It’s New York City. We don’t indefinitely pause New York City. I am hearing mixed things on filming because I have two trusted sources, and they’re giving me different timelines. So one is saying that they’re finalizing casting and they would be filming this summer. The other one is, yeah, like we’re getting it back, but not this calendar year, like production won’t be this calendar year not airing, if I’m understanding correctly. So I’m hoping we get a clearer picture on timeline, because this is all happening like today, as far as my Intel, and I went back to the original source, and I was like, Hey, have you heard that it’s getting pushed back? And they were like, no, here’s what I do feel comfortable saying. So we don’t know. When Are they filming this summer? I don’t know. I think ideally we start summer fall and we get holidays in New York City, because they’re magical. What I can tell you is.
Is that I feel very confident that Brynn and Uber are out. I know that we go back and forth. We always felt Erin was a lock. We always felt Jessel was a lock. We always felt Raquel was a lock. Hey, we shrugged our shoulders, but I think she’ll be back, and Jenna, everybody says it’s her call. And I always say this, that Jenna pretends to not want it or like it, but actually wants it and loves it, and they’ll definitely be new women. I was told that anyone who’s hinting that they may be on definitely isn’t gonna be they’re not like the people that are we don’t know about. And also, Lindsay 100% not Paige 100% not nobody from another Bravo show is joining this cast as of right now. This is what I’m hearing once all the whiplashes figured out and Bravo’s got plans. I’m just hoping that the new women have actual ties the cast. Because now, of course, the women that you mentioned Jessel and Psy and Aaron. Now they have a real friendship, but I feel like the new women look at how well Atlanta has been working out for all of us. That’s all I’m gonna say about that. Yeah, Andy’s jackal of the day on watch. What Happens Live? The other day were the rumors that Ronnie was being canceled. Right as B said, it’s New York. It’s never going to be canceled. That’s like having Destiny’s Child without Beyonce. So now that, like we’re looking at the cast that may be coming back, it’s really all couples. So I really want to see someone single in their 40s, living their best life like a hybrid Carol radswell and Sonia Morgan would be like the ultimate housewife. To me. I want to see like single life mixed with going on terrible dates and great dates and just being out in the city. I definitely don’t think we need another influencer type. But if we do get one, let’s get either Danielle Bernstein from we were what, or Melissa tepperberg. She is a workout guru. Her husband, Noah, owns the Tao group. Is she Woodhouse? Yes. Ah, she’s big time. Yeah. And she like, that’s like getting access to the party scene, not just in New York, but like, all over the world. Like she probably planned, the cast trip, Melissa Pepperberg would bring what they hoped Becky Minkoff would bring in that it would get the other women’s feathers up, because Melissa wood health so she does like online Pilates and all this stuff, like she’s a big deal in the New York City scene, huge. I guess it makes sense that her husband owns the towel group. The days of somebody like that doing reality. She doesn’t need it for her platform. But then I guess Bethany did it after she needed it. So true, and also, I know I’m biased, but can we get like a Queens girly on the show? If you could film in Brooklyn, you could definitely film in Queens totally. So I am actually gonna have to disagree with you. Tracy, I love it. I’m a borrow girl myself. Sai moved to the city. First of all, that’s a big indication to me that she’s back. She didn’t want to be the Miranda. She didn’t want to be the Alex of Roni. I have to be honest, Brooklyn isn’t Manhattan as much as downtown Manhattan and Brooklyn Heights. It has its vibe, it’s trendy. It’s its own place. It isn’t Manhattan. I could argue that you could have moms of Brooklyn Heights, and it would have a completely different feel. I get that you people are probably all listening if you’re not from New York and being like B, you can legit walk over a bridge and be there. But as a bro girl, I am a proud bridge and tunnel woman. Manhattan is its own island, literally and figuratively, and yeah, that’s why Psy moved because she’s a real New Yorker. She’s from Brooklyn, and she knows it’s not the same, totally 100% like you walk over the bridge to Manhattan. It’s totally different. It’s its own planet, energy vibe. I’m also really excited to see size new place because I loved her Brooklyn, townhouse, same Yeah, I’m here’s to hoping that page six was wrong. We love Page Six, by the way. That’s not we just because we love Roni too. I think it is a good lesson for all of us that when something gets out there that is really wrong. Like Andy does. He does speak up, and he does step in and say stuff publicly. So I think we have to listen to Andy and say, Hey guys, this isn’t canceled. Go with that and he because he clearly cares about Roni and Jessel was writing back on some of the posts like, this is a cute story, but it’s Oh no. Andy wrote, This is a cute story, but it isn’t true. And then Jessel wrote something similar, yeah, so it’s back, yeah, when I don’t know when is the question, Tracy, are you watching Love Hotel? Yes. I.
Love it. It’s so fun to watch. I’m like, obsessed with all the girls coming out in the hallway dressed in the same outfits. It was very like Sex in the City vibes. And it’s also like a nice break from typical Bravo drama. And just like seeing women navigate dating at all different ages is so fun to watch, Luanne has balls of steel. She just does her without any apologies. She should legit write a book on how to date without giving any fucks, because people need to know and the way they’re all like supporting each other. So nice, I will say, though Shannon gives me all the anxiety on each episode, like I wish she would just have more fun and not get as defensive. Listen, Earl doesn’t eat vegetables if you’re on a third date and you find that out, just be like, okay, and then clock it for when things get serious, and then shove the veggies down his throat. There’s bonita. Be a fight. Just have fun. Shannon. I have to say, this is such a good point, because Shannon can be so funny. When she’s with her female friends, she’s hysterical. But when she’s with men, and we saw it with her husband, which, okay, they had, they weren’t in a good marriage. Then we saw it with John, Johnny J Johnson, woof. And now we’re seeing it with just Earl, who, to your point, she’s known him for a couple days, and I don’t know if she gets too serious or what. I don’t know if it’s the cocktails. I don’t know, but she loses her quirkiness, like even when she’s talking to the guys, getting to know them, she has it. And then but, and like with Earl, it was the third. Is it a possessive thing? Like she wants to control what they say, or she like she takes personally if she doesn’t agree with something they say? Is she too critical of them? I don’t know what the it is.
Or maybe she’s taking it way more seriously than the other women are. Oh, yeah, you know what I mean. And maybe she was like, wait what? You don’t and she’s taking it so seriously. That’s why the quirkiness is going away. I don’t know I because I agree with you. Be like, we’re all seeing it happen. Yeah, it’s weird. Okay, question for you guys, would it be a deal breaker? So picture yourself. You’re like the women you are now in your 40s, but you’re dating, and you go out on a date with somebody, you’re a couple of dates and and they tell you they don’t eat vegetables. Would that be a deal breaker? No, oh my god, I would have zero reaction to it? Yeah, I really on. I went out on a date with a guy who only ate turkey sandwiches. So, like, legit. Like, what do you mean? Oh, my God. I like, how, what kind of Turkey bores had? Or I was at a risk he roast turkeys and sliced them himself. I don’t know. I literally, this was through, it’s just lunch. It was like, they set you up on dates. And I was like, I don’t understand. What do you do when you go to a restaurant which we were at, he goes, I get the closest thing to a turkey sandwich, which is, what did he get? And he didn’t order anything. I was the only one that ate, and I ate whatever I wanted, because I’m like, this isn’t working out, so give me the steak and the fries and all the wine. But listen, I met my husband late, so I have a slew of dating horror stories, which we could save for another time. Oh, my God, that could be multiple podcasts itself. I love it.
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I feel like that. If somebody did not eat vegetables, it would feel like a dark orange to red flag for me, because, not because of the but it just the lack of it would mean that they are close minded, because I will like, from my own experience, I did not like mushrooms until I was 30. In my 30s, I did not like raw tomatoes until, like, like, really, I only eat the cherry ones, but I now eat them until I was in my mid 40s, and like that, to me, would be like, I didn’t like it the one time I tried it. And I’m just close minded. I don’t know. Am I crazy for healing like that? No, that. If somebody was like, I only eat turkey sandwiches. I would definitely be like, we can’t. No, yeah, I think I can see what you mean. Like, they’re not adventurous. Is that?
Like, I’m I like food. I can’t go to a restaurant with you, and you’re gonna either eat nothing or the closest thing to a turkey sandwich. Say, Yeah, okay. But to me vegetables. Like, okay, so I’ll just get the wedge salad and you won’t have any. I don’t know. It’s not the vegetables themselves. Guys. Earl’s in his 60s, so also he’s probably gonna die if he doesn’t need a vegetable, like, you need to eat your I was just at my visit with one of my kids, and the doctors like explaining to them, like, what doctors do, yeah, and it’s just funny what kids realize as they get a little bit older. So like, afterwards, she was like, Wait, so that’s the reason you’re always it’s like, because it’s healthy. I’m like, Wait, that never you never inferred that, my God. But like, there’s things you don’t want to do that you do for your health. So I think that it may be a larger picture issue. Does it also mean that he doesn’t get any exercise, or is it just like a weird quirk that he doesn’t eat vegetables, but he’ll go skydiving, and not that I want to be with somebody to go skydiving. You know what I mean? I don’t know that’s right. One thing I wouldn’t flip out. No, I wouldn’t flip out either, but I don’t think I would continue, because I feel like, Nah, the guy can’t like, I don’t know. I’m just trying to picture if Tracy had married the turkey sandwich guy. Oh my God, every holiday bringing a little like Tupperware turkey sandwich, the guy probably is asleep all the time Turkey makes you tired. No wait, can I ask what his build was like? Turkey is protein. Oh my god, guys, I can’t even, did he do things on it was it just, was there cheese? Like, he didn’t eat and he didn’t order anything, because there was nothing close to a turkey sandwich. And, like, the dating service called me, and they were like, how come you didn’t call him back? I’m like, lady, He only eats turkey sandwiches. And then, wait for this. I was like, Can I get someone a little taller? She asks for Jewish. I go, Okay, I go. All religions open. Thank you. Clearly, Turkey stunted his growth. And I’m married to a short King, so it’s all good, but he eats all the things, which is, yeah, that’s huge. I also want a side note, because I know I think I say this on every pod when we talk about love hotel, but I believe that joking joke him, I Amanda says that if it was true that she was difficult with production, she.
Wouldn’t be on housewife so long, but I think that Shannon is like a real pain in the ass, and then very apologetic. Yeah, I believe it. And now she was on Jeff Lewis today, and my followers always send me like whatever, and she said she didn’t know why. He said that she was friends with him, but he’s been very clear that it’s not about how she treated him, it’s about how she treated production, producers, she’s an enigma. Yeah, I don’t know. I think it’s just interesting that if he’s the only one speaking out, because generally it does tend to get out from production, so I don’t know. Or maybe Bravo, put the kibosh on it and saying, look, we’ve got Shannon continuing on OC we can’t piss her off. Who knows? Oh, I wanted to remind you guys before I forget, that we did have inside scoop that we shared a while back that Brynn was supposed to be on love hotel. I believe that’s how we got Ashley. But because of everything that happened with the season, somebody told me she flew too close to the sun.
Yeah, so she’s done, but yeah, she was supposed to be on Love Hotel. And I like, I find it very funny that Ashley’s type is like young, hot, fit men, in this case, black men, but she also dated Luke or old men, yeah, the white guys, old men, yeah. Like, there’s no in between, like, she doesn’t go with a young guy. That’s okay. It’s like a super hot it’s if I’m not gonna be getting the money from the person, then they have to be super hot other ones look like a foot. This is where I go. It’s a rich as long as Ashley goes to young guys for her sexual needs and to the old guys for the feeling of protection being taken care of. Yes, yeah, I don’t know. We’ll see. I said last call small town. Boy, you city girls, thank you so fast fashion, you big city problems. You know not to mess with us. Yes, it’s all about money. You’re the fall guy. That’s not happening. Austin Butler, caught stealing in theaters August 29 rated R we are back with an all new season of snippets, cruising confessions, and this time we’re going much, much deeper. Join me, Chris Patterson, Ross and my co host Gabe Gonzalez, as we explore queer sex, relationships and culture and season two of our hot and hilarious I heart podcast, we’ll be talking to picky professors, kinky couples, dirty daddies and so much more. Ready to listen. Just Push Play. Starts off as a very standard cruising story, yeah, someone follows you in God, You look familiar. And then I’m gonna call up one of my girls and be like, is this your dad? Have you please confirm. Is this your dad? Please confirm. I have never, ever, ever run into a friend’s parent on any dating app at any party. Good thing you and your friends don’t go cruising together, right? They might have had a very different experience, yeah, wishing you and
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Okay, before we move on to talking about housewives of Rhode Island, I wanted to read an email that seems to be saying that Dolores will be seen. So if you guys will remember from last week, B had a theory that we might see Dolores on The Real Housewives of Rhode Island so and a bunch of cocktails. I was a theory. And also I was tipped off to something. But apparently, du moi on their latest podcast, which I guess came out today because a bunch of people were like, Oh, my God, Dumas said exactly what you said about Dolores appearing on Rhode Island. So I’m not the only one hearing that, yay. So we did post something about this as a rumor that we’d been hearing about the theories this was in cocktail party. This email seems to indicate that perhaps a jersey wife, who it seems like it could be a Melissa, could be appearing on Real Housewives of New York. So cocktails are smarter than me, because they pointed out that ladies of London is also a reboot, and we had posted that we heard during we’d see Dorinda on.
Ladies of London, I assumed, sorry, read the email. Okay. Subject, Jersey girls changing zip codes. Anon, please. Allegedly, two Jersey girls are pulling a Taylor Armstrong and switching franchises, but not the same one. One is joining a rebooted city as a friend of so that I was thinking, Melissa New York, which is definitely not true. There’s nobody from another Bravo show going to New York. But ladies of London is rebooted. Dorin disappearing on ladies of London, yeah, is Dorinda from Jersey? No, Dorin is from New York. Yeah. Oh no, that it’s the Dorinda thing. So we gotta figure this out. So it says one is joining a rebooted city as a friend of and the other is heading to a brand new franchise in the same role. So we know Rhode Island is a brand new franchise in the same role. Rebooted city would be what Jersey girl is now, okay, a Jersey girl is not going to London, so that’s out. Yeah, Dorinda obviously has a connection, but duh, this person just messaged me, and I was like, Oh, it could be, but obviously, duh, it can’t be because Dorinda is New York, not New Jersey. Okay, a Jersey girl going to a rebooted city? Would we still consider Miami a reboot? Yeah, yeah. It could be somebody appearing on Miami, which would be next season, which could potentially be Melissa. It could potentially even be Teresa, because Theresa is friends with Alexia, yeah, oh, yeah. Best would have been if it’s Miami. So that could be a, okay? So it could be a Jersey girl going to Miami. The obvious, just because it’s been the topic Roni and their casting, to me, but I can tell you that if they’re not taking on Lindsay or Paige, they’re certainly not taking on a Jersey girl in the same way a borough girl wouldn’t mesh in Manhattan, a Jersey girl would mesh even less in Manhattan, yeah, it feels like it would make more sense, even though it’s just not too far away. It would almost make more sense to me for it to be a completely different area of the country even but a Jersey girl could mesh in Miami, Florida is the land of the East Coast transplant, and certainly I could see a world where Joe and Melissa get a condo there, or where Theresa and Louis get a condo there. Yeah, Alyssa and Joe go to the Boca resort all the time. Yes, oh, that’s true, which is so expensive, by the way, I have friends that go, and I’m like, You guys are crazy by the time you’re done staying there for a week, that’s a down payment for a condo. Yeah, that’s why me and my girlfriends did a trip there in August, when it was 1000 degrees and cheap. Was it cheaper? Was it Yeah, it still excites Earth, cheaper. So back to Rhode Island. We’re getting a ton of tea coming in on this, which is, I think, really exciting before we get into some of that. Tracy, very curious to know what you thought when you heard I know you’re you knew about Rhode Island a while ago, but when you heard the confirmation news come in, what did you think I was so excited? I welcome a new city with open arms. It’s something for me that continue to watch on. Bravo. So that’s always good. I also know zero about Rhode Island, except it’s three hours from New York, and just both of you had said before, like, a new city most likely means a hit show. And like, from all that we’ve heard from cocktail party we’re having, like, tight family, banzala Jersey, maybe a dolo cameo and throuples. So what could be bad? And like, bravo, they’re known for just like reality TV, but I legit learned so much about different cities, religions and lifestyles from them, like, it’s educational, really. And yeah, I would have never thought to go to Salt Lake City or Charleston, and now it’s two places on my bucket list, so I’m excited to see more about Rhode Island so that we can maybe go on a road trip. Ladies, yes, yes. Love it. Love it. Okay, so Tracy mentioned throttles, guys, if you aren’t on cocktail party, like, here’s a great example of really why you should be, because this has been in cocktail so this is what we got. It says this is from a cocktail I’m so behind on cocktail party, but I so I don’t know if you have this information yet. I know a girl who used to work for one of the Rhode Island housewives. She and her husband were in a trouble with an employee, but they caught their third wheel cheating on them with their baby names. But I don’t want to share the names. Yeah, I don’t think we should share them. The third wheel was cheating on them with another employee, and it was a whole big thing. The employee got fired, and maybe the other employee too. I’ll have to get confirmation on that. Then it says the third wheel was supposed to be a cast member and they weren’t going to do the show if she was.
So then we got multiple confirmations in the DMS. It says, And they have a new third wheel now, two of my friends had dinner with all three of them six weeks ago. Another DM says, can confirm I heard that this couple has a new girlfriend every year, known at the gym they go to. Here’s another DM Kara confirms a throuple. But rumor has it, the girl started hooking up with the receptionist who is on track to run the Boston location of their business, and they now live in Miami. I have also heard this girl was not doing the show. Oh, just wait. The back stores of these ladies, makes us all shocked that they would want to do this show. Yay. And I have a very good source who confirmed all of that. Here’s the thing that I don’t know. I have to imagine that legitimately, we posted this in cocktail party, which, by the way, is a subscriber host, so if I had four subscribers who could confirm this for me, that says that this is known, right? Yeah, I have to imagine it’s going to be discussed. Because if they’re going out to dinner with other couples and their third wheel, are they just going to come on and is it going to be our first Bravo couple that has this sort of arrangement where they have an open marriage, I can’t imagine they’re gonna be filming and be like, oh yeah, this is our hot friend who just comes everywhere with us. So unless it’s a modern marriage, I don’t know how they would get away with it, because they’re already outed and they haven’t even began filming. They will be filming in two weeks. I just heard that today there are eight women. We don’t know who’s full time. We don’t know who’s part time. That all depends on how filming goes. They’re from around the entire state of Rhode Island, which isn’t a huge state, but we hear deep roots, generations of families, a lot of intertwined situations. My source actually said that there’s people who slept with other people’s husbands, messy, and there’s also somebody whose husband is facing a federal indictment, messy, oh, my God. And what I want to say, yeah, he so. What I want to say is, a lot of people, when we first posted Rhode Island, they were like, Rhode Island, nobody’s going to film in Rhode Island. And people are sometimes less excited. But places that aren’t known, like Salt Lake City, like Potomac, oftentimes the people are hungrier. They’re small town girls who want to be famous, and they’re willing to do what they need to do to get that fame, and that means showing their ass. The same way that Salt Lake City is, I think, the most successful currently, same way Potomac has been so successful. I have a good feeling we will see from Rhode Island. Yes, and Season One of a brand new cast, they’re like, all in it together. I feel like that’s when we get their most authentic selves, because they don’t know yet how to self produce or really navigate this whole world. And that’s what makes a new city so good. And then, like, obviously, we can only hope that carries on to the next season, but we all know the drill. After the girls see how they’re portrayed, they’re gonna try to plan and be perceived a totally different way the next season, it’s just don’t pull a Brin McSweeney, I love that this episode is brought to you by Progressive Insurance. Do you ever think about switching insurance companies to see if you could save some cash. Progressive makes it easy to see if you could save when you bundle your home and auto policies. Try it@progressive.com
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so interesting I’m thinking about too, like all the interesting things that happen. Back to Tracy’s point about learning about religion, like I remember being absolutely shocked that Lisa on salt lake city owned a tequila brand and drank, but still very much considered herself part of the Mormon church, because that is very much considered a line, and I think she has probably done a lot actually, to, I don’t know, maybe, like some of the more liberal Mormons, change the way that maybe that they think, so maybe more people will start being in troubles after we watch Rhode Island. A lot of Kendall actually told me that it’s common in Rhode Island. I don’t know. I don’t know why it would be common in Rhode Island. I’m confused. Is there like, a shortage of men in Rhode Island? My God, Rhode Island sounds like the villages, yeah, who
are older and they’re, like, bored. These are like, yeah, like, men and women. Of these people have young kids, like, kids, yeah, if you have your kids, I don’t have time. I am at a not in a point in my life that I have time to also manage a girl from No, I just don’t have the I don’t have the time in my diet, the messages might be something I would look into. But now, yeah, yeah, no, this is her wife without the relationship part, just the help would be nice. Yes. Oh yes. Oh yeah. The valley so good. And I actually was reading something this morning that the ratings haven’t been as good this season, and somebody like Radar Online posted something that they may or not be a third season this and that guys, our very trusted source, told us that cameras are up ASAP because they want to catch the birth of Nia and Kristen’s baby. Yeah, it’s such a good show. I would be absolutely shocked by was shocked to read that the ratings haven’t been as good. I think there just needs to be more, more word getting out, because it’s so good. There were so many great one liners. I kept laughing like throughout the show at just how insane This cast is. So they’re in Santa Barbara. They’re going wine tasting, but the party bus breaks down on the side of the road, and we see them having to then ride the bus back down the hill. They’re getting into Ubers. So I have a big confession to make, and don’t worry, I’ve already told my husband this after watching Luke, who I’ve always thought was so weird, Kristen’s boyfriend, he like, gets out, looks under the hood, diagnoses the bus, tells the driver what was wrong with it and what to do next. I found myself weirdly attracted to him, to Van Gogh. You guys know, did anybody else feel this way? Yes, okay, okay, so they’re okay. I’m gonna, I’m gonna have to slow you guys down. Oh, take a deep breath. I’m questioning. There’s a difference between being like, Okay, I see what Kristen sees. That was, yeah, that was hot. And us personally wanting to get together with Luke, yeah, yeah, no, don’t. No worries. I definitely felt like, Okay, I could see it now. Because, yes, I just was like, what does she see in him? But then I was like, Oh, that is hot, yes. But I would, I personally am attracted No, yeah. Luke is not getting on my laminated list. We’re not going that far. No, not a laminated list. But I definitely was, listen, I’m a little bit extra with it, because I was like, Look at Luke being so manly. And that is not clap back with Jesse. I thought that was under happening. And he had, if you really look at him, he’s got very attractive features. I like the Van Gogh. Look, if he chops off his ear, chop off your ear. Make me a painting. I don’t care. I would do him. I would like just to point out. And I love you, Tracy, but there are so few men that you would throw out of bed for eating crackers that give a yep, I a lot of good about you, but I do too. You know what? Though I do see your point. I could see coming around to him, because I definitely found him much more attractive. Yeah, in that moment, I agree, until he said, I’ve never been to Monet
stupid as Jesse’s like, you have no culture. And I loved it. I was like, okay, and you’re not manly. It was so good. Also, just want to point. If you put a guitar in any guy’s hand, they’re hot. True. That also does it for me. Doesn’t do it for me. I think it weighs is the hotness factor. I agree with you, Ken, but I think I’m more of I like the bouncer at the front door. I think I like a guy who could beat somebody up more than a guy who could sing to me, not that I want the guy to beat anybody up, but like having somebody who can, does that make sense? Yeah? Like a juicy Yeah? You have the guitar. Ken, okay, if you look like Sam hunt.
Right, and you play the guitar. To me, I’m in, oh, I’m like, Brett Michaels still, yeah, every Rose has a sword. I can’t with the eyeliner. Oh, right on. I have a Tracy with eyeliner. Side note. Tracy tried out for a lot of reality shows. Tracy, if you tell me that you tried out for rock of love with I did. No, you didn’t. Did, yes, I totally knew that. I think you told me I knew this. Yeah, I went in the audition room and I looked around. I’m like, Oh, this is never gonna happen, because I was just, like, dressed like in my work clothes, wearing clear stiletto pops. Yet, the funny thing about this is, I knew that story, but I didn’t realize it was because you were truly attracted to Brett Michael Oh no, obsessed. I went to, oh my god, I can’t remember the bar in Long Island, but pre covid, and my sister says, Watch Brett Michaels. And okay, he’s okay, that’s right. We stood in the front of the stage, and I was like, in all my 80s glory, was one of the greatest days of my life. Oh my god, the stories keep getting better and better. I just I am also very curious to know if he just now has wigs built in to his bandanas and his diabetes, we can see of diabetes, yeah, oh, he’s called a diabetes. I got the diabetes. Oh, he’s a rock star, but not a rocket scientist, no, yeah, the two are very different. Okay,
Luke, okay, 108, Ohio, yeah, no, make me Pick it. Pick I’m ready, or Brett Michaels,
I’m gonna go. Brett Michaels, God, I would say neither, if that were not out. Yeah, had a obviously, neither. Oh yeah, God, I guess I’m gonna go burn like, neither. Tracy’s like, both, one on top, one on the bottom. Oh my god, I love her. All right, so let’s get back in to talking about the valley. So Jesse and Michelle have a giant fight at the vineyard, which, if you’ve ever been to wine country, I’m like, I cannot see that happening. Good thing. They seem to have the whole place themselves. He called her a hooker again, alleging that. But then she said, which, I thought this was great. Why do you have gay men sending you money? And then I think probably my favorite one liner from the show is from Zach after, like, doing the confessional, talking about this, when he’s talking about Jesse getting money from gay men, he’s We don’t want him. Don’t send him stuff. So great. I so then Michelle and Jesse fight back at the house, and the two of them are so toxic, like when people talk about toxic relationships. This could be like the cautionary video that you remember when we were kids and there was like the after school specials. This is the toxic relationship. They’re the they’re the after school special. It’s insane to watch. It’s insane that anybody would willingly put this on camera. We know they’re being paid, but you’re on a television show with your soon to be ex spouse with whom you clearly have this non productive, hateful relationship. The thirst is real, right? Yes, to go put yourself through that because you wanna be on TV so badly. Well, out what I’m really noticing little by little. And really this episode is something that I don’t think registered for me. So because Michelle cheated on Jesse, I felt like she was over him and got the ick, as we heard on summer house and like I’m seeing that, I don’t think it is that like, I think that what she said in the house, should I tell them that my husband didn’t say it was pretty, didn’t show me, and if any affection I’m I’m seeing that she almost wanted him to want her, and the fact that he moved on like she has a lot of resentment about feeling like he pushed her away. And he keeps saying, if you’re so happy, let me be happy. I and so this is the thing I know she’s saying. It’s because of this woman, what she’s talking about with the woman sending her a text. It’s because she said on camera that the woman was sleeping with other men, which the woman says isn’t true. She wasn’t just mean to Michelle for no reason. Isn’t this crazy? You know what I’m saying? Yeah, I don’t know. I think Michelle, she threw the first punch, she cheated, but I also think that I do believe her that Jesse spent all their money. So there’s a lot of complicated reasons why the marriage didn’t work, and I think they’re both at fault. I just feel like, I guess I looked at it like Jesse wanted to be with her. And I think I got that wrong. Maybe she wanted him to beg her back and do things that he never did, interesting because she wasn’t getting the affection. And, yeah, and just generally, felt like undesired, which I have to imagine.
Must be really hurtful. Yeah, totally. Can we just, like, first, just ask with Michelle, like, how many syllables does she put in the word threatening? I like threat every time she says it. I can, is there like, 12 syllables in that word? But on more serious note, they’re both toxic. Like, obviously, we all agree. But my thing is, every time Jesse does something or says something bad, I still say all out of my husband, but she cheated on him, whether it was emotionally or physically, like, maybe it was a cold, sexless marriage, but then just get divorced and pursue a relationship where she’s so happy, then be happy. Move on, stop. Yeah, the kind of person who’s never gonna be happy. I said last call small town boy, you city girls. Thank you so fast fashion, you big city problems. You know, not to mess with us. Yes, it’s all about money. You’re a default guy. That’s not happening. Austin Butler caught stealing in theaters. August 29 rated R we are back with an all new season of snippets, cruising confessions, and this time we’re going much, much deeper. Join me, Chris Patterson Rosso and my co host Gabe Gonzalez, as we explore queer sex relationships and culture in season two of our hot and hilarious I heart podcast, we’ll be talking to picky professors, kinky couples, dirty daddies and so much more ready to listen. Just Push Play. Starts off as a very standard cruising story, yeah, 100 bathroom, someone follows you in. God, You look familiar. And then I’m gonna call up one of my girls and be like, is this your dad? Have you please confirm? Is this your dad? Please confirm. I have never, ever, ever run into a friend’s parent on any dating app at any party. Good thing you and your friends don’t go cruising together, right? They might have had a very different experience. Yeah, wishing you and
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she’s definitely not moving on like you’re talking about the girlfriend and making it a storyline that’s not moving on. You’re going on a trip with your ex, even though paychecks involved. That’s definitely not moving on. Be with Aaron. Be happy, who, by the way, I know that you both talked about his crazy eyes. I just have to say it’s giving me like the ending of Who Framed Roger Rabbit when the guy is melting and his eyes are bugging out, oh my god, I’m so sorry. Can you imagine him going downtown on you and then you look down
that he’s looking up on you? I would call 911 call 911 I’m really mean, but don’t throw him a surprise party, because they think his eyes will actually fall out. I’m done. I’m going to hell, God, a visual none of us ever wanted is now imprinted on our minds forever.
It’s funny, my husband actually said the same thing about the way she says the word threatening. I don’t know. I will say, I think that her parents have accents. And if you have any friends who are like first generation, when you grow up in a house where people have accents, you do have an inflection in your voice that she definitely has, yeah, yeah. I think that’s the case too. B, so something that you were saying, I noticed her. She looked stricken when Jesse told her he is in love with a new girlfriend. So I think that you might there might be something there, actually, with what you’re saying, where it’s like she she just almost wanted to get him to react and love her again. And then that kind of felt like, not so much that she’s still like in love with him, but that he can be in love with somebody else. I think that there’s some complication there. I think that, and I’m with Tracy, like even the fact that she brought up the girl sleeping with other guys to begin with, Amanda. You said it very well. You have an ex husband. If you heard that, you would say, Oh, I’m not getting involved in that. No, that sucks for him, but like he’s gonna find out. Like, because you’re not happy, you’re moved on, the fact that she wants him to know it and wants to break them up is an indication that whether she wants to be with him or not, she’s not happy with bug eyes. No, yeah.
Yeah, and I agree. I was actually talking to my husband about this yesterday, because I was just thinking through the shows and like, what we wanted to talk about today. And I unfortunately, I think a lot of people feel this way. It sounds like, Tracy, you feel like this way too, like cheating is the ultimate there’s and even if you’re in a really awful marriage, it’s still worse to cheat, and I think she that’s just a mountain she’s not gonna get over. And if I were her, I would just move on to new life. And for God’s sakes, crack a joke for once about Jesse, and maybe we would like you better, because there’s plenty to joke about, yeah, yeah, especially I don’t know he’s he makes it easy. We have been back and forth and talked a little bit about the Danny drinking thing. We had been tipped off that that was going to be a storyline so watching, but until tonight, I had been okay. Sounds like, maybe that the whole thing’s been exaggerated for somebody else’s storyline. But I think this episode, I did see some things that maybe are like, maybe problematic, a little bit the whole like, Okay, fine. Like you, you get late to a couple trip, you want to catch up. But when he’s saying that I stayed sober for two days, I drink like, all the wine on the table at the wine tasting. I’m like, Okay. And then it did seem a little bit like Nia was covering up for it, and my heart went out to her, because I’m like, if this is something she’s used to doing, we don’t know, then that would be a big bummer. But I did want to say I think there was some problematic drinking behavior. But everybody, like not everybody, people go on trips. People go on couples trips. Have a lot to drink. I think when it gets the word alcoholic being thrown out there, though, I feel like that is completely unfair, and whether or not what Janet said about Danny sneaking tequila in the pantry, whether or not that’s true, we did see some stuff that was, like, a little bit concerning, because if you know you’re a white light lightweight, maybe don’t drink all of the wine on the table so that you can continue to have fun with your wife, which you barely get to do, because you have all these small children. So I kind of wanted to discuss this and get your guys’s thought, yeah. Also, Danny was on Watch What Happens Live the other night, and he said he went in the pantry to get something and saw that tequila just took a shot. So he he did admit that he did that. But this whole thing, it feels like a very premeditated rumor. I have so many problems, because this group’s all been friends for a long time. They know each other, they’ve been out together. We’re in season two, and the men, Jesse and Jason and by Jason, Janet don’t want anyone to walk away with a clean edit. So this low hanging fruit is just the thing to bring on Danny and me and Nia Mia. Nina, oh, my god, you guys. Nia, yeah, and have pregnancy brain, but, and not using this as an excuse, but Danny has a lot of kids, and I’m sure that these cash trips are things that don’t happen in their everyday life, where they both get away for a job without the kids. If it was me, I’d be drinking my ass off and napping my life away too. Sure, maybe he has a drinking problem. Maybe he’s just a lightweight. Nina’s doing what any wife would do, which is to have her husband’s back in public so she could yell at him in private. Like, that’s just like, how it works. And also, Jasmine’s doing the most, I don’t like the whole dark Danny thing she’s saying. And then, like, in this moment, he’s not hurting anyone. Like, if he was, like, being loud and obnoxious, super drunk and annoying. Totally get it. But I just feel like they were just waiting for Danny to be drunk, to jump on this, but let him drink to kill in the pantry, miss dinner and sleep. And if we let’s just get your opinion here as ladies, if we drop Danny in an episode of summer house, this would be a non issue. He would be like the leader with anything happen is it’s all about the environment. If Kyle was on the valley, would they say he has a problem? Because we see him late night coming home wasted, eating the entire fridge, and we laugh his past would never say he had a drinking problem. True. Listen, it’s totally possible that there’s more to his drinking in this specific circumstance. She was just like, always catching up on sleep, if somebody had said to her, Oh, but he’s also drunk, like she said afterwards, yeah, and he’s also drunk. I think that what’s happening here is they’re confusing, a couple that protects each other and doesn’t turn everything into a nail.
Nasty argument for them hiding what’s really going on. Nia, to me, is all class. She’s clearly a fan favorite. Britney’s a little outburst. First of all, it was behind her back. So if Britney felt that way, she should have at the table her and Jasmine should have said, You know what, you never discussed this. We’re on camera right now. You’re saying he’s tired, he’s drunk. He’s always drunk. Whatever they had to say. Britney faked it for a decade. Jax has a cocaine problem. Okay, so her stuff is all out there now, because now she’s it wasn’t out there when they were married, until a little bit the first season of the valley they’re separated. He had to go to rehab because Bravo made him because he physically assaulted her. She was Nia was transparent about her postpartum depression. I actually think it would be hard to be on a reality show where everyone else is partying it up in that situation. I get that Britney embarrassed and saddened by how things have turned out in her life and in her marriage, but most of us expected it to go this way, and hopefully next time she finds a better man. But when Nia said to Zach, she wants to burn my life because her life is burning, I felt like she hit the nail on the head again. She hit his coke addiction for years, they’re trying to make Danny out to be a villain, and I don’t get it, because the Jasmine thing with the fiance, he apologized for, and in this instance, he legitimately was tired. And yes, we all know we drank too much. We watched it, but what is diabolical and disgusting is Janet saying in her confessional that she knows that NIA has been an Al Anon. I don’t know if that’s true or I don’t know if that’s false, but I do know that it’s Al Anon NAMAs, and Nia has done zero to Janet to deserve that to be said on camera. I found that to be horrific. That is hor that is she’s gross. That is absolutely horrible. And guy is like problematic. Drinking does not equal alcoholism. I just, I don’t know and why it was nobody saying the same thing about Jesse, who got shit based in the morning before they even left for wine tasting. I think this is a difference, though, something that like just occurring to me in this moment. This is a difference between real housewives and a show called the Valley, where it’s about couples and their lives. Because I think the expectation on housewives is it’s about the ladies and the husbands are a little shielded, like for eight years, we didn’t know PK was an alcoholic. So the thing with the valley is, and this is my honest opinion of it, I think that Nia and Danny obviously have issues like any married couple does. I think that there may be problematic drinking. I think that they work very hard on their relationship, and they’re very committed to each other. I think that they’re trying to navigate in a world where everyone’s looking to backstab and out them, and anything they K anything they say can and will be used against them. And I think that if they value their marriage and their children, which they appear to, they should not do the show. I don’t think any good will come to I think perhaps they could make it through. They’re definitely going to have a rough go of their marriage while they’re on this show. It is a given. I think that if they’re really committed to staying together, they can navigate that and deal with the shit show and come out the other end. I don’t think any paycheck is worth that. And I personally think they should stop doing the show and worry about their soon to be four children and their marriage and get normal jobs. And that’s that if, because otherwise, if you’re signing on for season three, you’re doing it knowing that your marriage and your family is under attack, yeah, period. And it’s wrong, because these people shouldn’t be doing this. Because I agree with what Nia said, just because Britney’s life is burning, she wants to put a microscope on any small issue in other people’s lives, but we know that’s what they’re doing. That’s what her and Janet are doing. This episode is brought to you by Progressive Insurance. Do you ever think about switching insurance companies to see if you could save some cash? Progressive makes it easy to see if you could save when you bundle your home and auto policies. Try it@progressive.com
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let’s put the microscope on Janet please. And I would like, I don’t like Michelle, but I would like to give credit where credit’s due. And Michelle wasn’t involved in that whole thing. And Michelle’s life is burning too. But you know what? It was Brittany, and I have always said, and my unpopular opinion, way back to Vanderpump, has always been. And I say this, and I’m gonna say it again. You cannot be married to an animal like Jax Taylor and be a nice person. And that’s that on that Britney is a bitch. She just has an accent and smiles, and hey, every five seconds she’s a bitch. You do see it come out in this She doesn’t deserve what she gets from Jackson. He’s decidable. But with that said, her doing this to Nia, I would never even look at her again. I would leave the show and I would be like, You’re a bitch, yeah, yeah. Her ability to be best friends with diabolical Janet bitch, her ability to repeat what Zach says, yeah, that was bad, yeah. And Zach is her friend from Kentucky who’s been there for her through thick and thin. I now that you bring that up, that’s something that I’ve thought about, because I’m like, okay, yeah. Like, there’s certain friends that like, if one said something like, but my like, very closest friends, if there’s just bullshit beings like, I don’t tell them that. No, because it’s, first of all, I know it’s bullshit, and a city knows exactly, three of us were held out. We have a weekend. The three of us get together. Obviously, Tracy’s not pregnant in this scenario, thank God we’re partying, whatever. We go back and Tracy’s pissed off at Amanda. And Tracy says to me, and you know what Amanda was, a real bitch. Fuck her. The next day, when we go downstairs to start drinking again, am I gonna pull Amanda over to the side and be like, by the way, it’s like in White Lotus with those three friends, you talk a little smack behind each other’s back, but they already ate there. Exactly you’re allowed, you know, with your friends, vent a little bit and not be a terrible friend and make it into a big deal. You know us both well enough in this case, and this is that’s my whole point, right to know that Tracy didn’t mean it and that I wasn’t actually like a total bitch. We just got into a stupid drunk fight, just like Britney should have known that Zach didn’t really feel like he hoped Janet would lose her baby, Britney. He didn’t really mean that, yeah, but the loyalty should be to Zach. That’s your friend years, for years, I completely agree. Listen, if you don’t have your like, your childhood friends back, who’s been there for you, then I’m gonna say it again, guys, what is Britney? A bitch, fucking bitch, fucking bitch. Oh, fucking bitch. She’s a fucking bitch. Because I’m so sick of everyone. Was always like, she’s so sweet. And I would always be like, I don’t think she’s sweet at all. And my shot, do you want her to rot in hell? I don’t want her to rot in hell. I just think that she’s just as bad as anybody else. Yeah, I get to if not worse than I thought she was, if not worse. And granted. So then the other side of the argument is she’s going through a really rough time, and not bringing up the worst in people, okay, yeah, but she has the capacity, yeah. And to someone like Nia, you could see she felt like an asshole, too, and she was being called out about it, yeah, good on Zach for being like you. Repeated it to Janet, I’ll repeat it. I’ll repeat it to Nia, yeah. And not to skip so far ahead, because I want to get this in there. What do we think about Lexi and Jesse and the summer house and the breakup was Lexi calculating, breaking up with Jesse the last weekend. Did she use him the whole time? Did he use her? She said it on Watch What Happens Live. So guys, just to catch you up, Lexi and Jesse Two episodes ago, at the very it looked like they’re at the party. It looked like she was done with him. He comes to her apartment. They talk ends on a cliffhanger at the beginning.
Of the next episode, we find out that, no, they didn’t actually break up. They decided to give it another try, and they show up at the house together, like everything’s fine. Then this last episode, we find out, okay, like she She’s all I want to talk to you. It’s the last weekend, and she breaks up with him. So on, watch what happens live. She said, when she was asked, like, he said, Andy, you said, like, why did you get back together with him? And she says it was like, pretty much the end of our time, and I just didn’t want to make it. I just didn’t want to make it like a thing that to me, said all I needed to hear, which is that she’s a lot more calculated than we thought. Because I don’t know, I don’t know about you guys, but once you’ve made up your mind about something, I would never stay close to somebody and make out with them. I’m done. And that’s where I was like, Okay, if she, it’s, I think, that she realized and might have been using him the way that he was using her for air time. Okay, but here’s my here’s a follow up question. I agree with all of that. I think she was into him initially, or do you think she completely latched on onto him because she doesn’t really have girlfriends, and didn’t know how to navigate it, and this was the easiest thing for her to do. How do we go? I don’t know. I think she really liked him, like the way she looked at him when he was they were doing that fundraiser, like with the food and the when he was speaking for the cancer, cancer. I really, I personally, because let’s look at her dating history. She doesn’t need to use anybody. She could literally date anyone. She could have brought, like a celebrity in the house. Dating that would have been a thing. That’s my opinion. But I do think she liked him. And then the whole manicure thing, I think she was just like, I can’t I. She just questions him all the time. And then she must have gotten the ick. And instead of really using him and staying with him that last weekend and kissing on him and all that, she couldn’t do it, can you get a manicure at nine o’clock? Yes, he he was on Watch What Happens Live. And he was like, I was walking by, there are places that are open late, and he was walking by, he didn’t have an appointment. He was just like, I’m just he walked in and just to get him out of here. I believe it, it’s possible I used to live in the city, I but I think they’re both a little bit they both lie. Yeah, they’re lying. I think there’s so many things about Jesse in this situation that I don’t like. I think he did tell half truth, which are lies. I think all of that is true. The toe sucking is absolutely bizarre. I think he did run his mouth too much like he said. And watch what happens live. You go to your girlfriends to get opinions, but this is a different setting, right? So yes, my guy friend can call me for an opinion, but I think if you’re living in the same share house, and it’s different. I also, though, think that Lexi needs to take some accountability for her lack of effort in trying to make friendships with the girls. That’s not all on. Jesse, definitely not. No, I agree. And so you have to pick it apart, because Amanda, not Amanda, excuse me, Lindsay and Gabby. Number one, Lindsay was in a position where Lindsay’s looking for allies, because she was okay with the girls, but Lindsay likes to have minions, right? So Lindsay was in a position where she was fine with Lexi, and so that was like an easy in for Lexi and Gabby was just whatever she does, what Lindsay does, but she didn’t make any real effort with Paige or Amanda, and she never said, Oh, they weren’t friendly to me. They weren’t this to me. They weren’t that to me. And let’s face it, it’s their house, and that’s not even because cameras are up. Like, we all know what share houses are like. We all know what college is like. If you move in to my like, I don’t want to say dorm, but like, when you’re in college, if you move in where me and my roommates live like me, Tracy and Amanda are already there, you’re gonna have to try to be our friends. We’re not gonna run over to you. We’ve got each other. And I do think that the Sierra thing, I don’t think it’s any of Sierra’s fault. She’s not responsible for Jesse’s behavior, but I can see why Lexi would be put off by Sierra because of everything she was hearing about their flirting. So to me, a lot of it comes down to intention, and this is where I want to hear what you guys think. Because I think we’ve all been there where you meet somebody and you like, like, fall in love with all the possibilities, and they’re reciprocating and whatever, right? But if Jesse’s intention the whole time was, I really don’t give a shit. I just want this for screen time versus I really like Lexi and I’m really.
Into her, and then as the summer goes on, realizes this could be really good for me, for screen time. To me, those are two different things, but to start out with the intention of never taking it seriously and only doing it for screen time is evil in my mind. You know what a lot of signs point to. Jesse is a full time influencer. Now, okay, Jesse is wanting to do a music career, and Jesse is wanting to do basically, okay, Jesse’s wanted to do a music career, but currently, Jesse is paying his rent for his fancy apartment in Fiji. Is that? How I say it? Financial guide. I with his checks that he gets from appearances and that he gets from brand deals. So he is an influencer, so the hotter your name is, the more you can command on deals. So I think that as soon as the storyline became him and Lexi hitting it off, he went with that. Oh, it’s his girlfriend. He’s known her an hour, and all of those jokes. I think he went down that path. And I do think that he was attracted to her, and I think some of that was true, but I do believe that he didn’t really take her seriously, and that he just was in it for a storyline. I did get that feeling, I from the beginning, or once he was in, he kind of realized this will be good for my I think, pretty close to the beginning, when West and all the guys were joking about it, like the first, like the second night, or whatever it was, and then they went out to dinner, and they were all, it was the topic of conversation, yeah, because remember, there’s a producer pulling him over to the side, going, this is really good. This is going to be, like, your thing how, like, she’s so clingy. And I think all of that was a thing, and I think that Lexi caught onto it, and Jesse didn’t realize it. And so then Lexi flipped it and was like, I’m not so clingy. He wants to be my boyfriend. And he said this about this, and he’s talking once the girls at the bed party spoke to her. Lexi was done in that moment, and everything after that, on her part, was calculated. I can see that Tracy, do you think he went into it for screen time, or do you think he really liked her at first and then found himself realizing it would be good for his screen time? I feel like he saw her and was like, obviously, she is hot. I want to hook up with her. But then I think it morphed into just, this is my storyline. If you took, like, Jesse and Lexi storyline at a summer house, what do we have? I mean, they probably be sad, right? Good, yeah. Like the focus on it, focus on that was like the center gossip of the house. It was like, are we gonna have a good day or bad day? It was like they were like, the new Sierra west or Carl Lindsay just don’t date in the house. People don’t do it. And I have a good feeling that Lexi’s gonna be back. I wanna see who her new boyfriend’s gonna be. Because at first I was like, There’s no way she’ll be back, but this whole press tour she’s doing, the fact that she was on Watch What Happens Live twice, and a photographer, and I should know the person’s name, whoever it is, has 6 million followers and pictures of the Hadith girls on his Instagram is posting like he’s doing Her makeup. Hold on, let me say Pat McGrath. Oh, yeah. McGrath is a makeup artist who has a makeup she, like, has her own line of makeup. She’s very found, very well known. Yeah? Artist, so she’s got all, like, the top models, and she’s reposting Lexi, so let’s see her without a boyfriend, like, I want to get to know her more. I like her, and I think that she handled it well. And I even think at the end of the episode, when she said to Sierra, yeah, I don’t trust you, I think that was honest. And, like, it would have been easier for her to pin it all on him. But even when she said that, Jesse said to her, like, he was unhappy he didn’t like Sierra or whatever. I think Jesse really was talking shit about Sierra. I think that Jesse and West very much bow down to the entire cast that are OGS because they know that they don’t want to go toe to toe with them. Even Kyle, like when asked on watch, what happens live, Jesse’s like, How can I be mad at the guy? Kyle definitely told Lexi that because production told him to Yeah, you know what I mean. So Jesse, is there to be a reality television star? Nothing he does is going to be authentic. Yeah, he might be pulling a Bryn McSweeney, I better check himself before you wreck yourself, Jesse. So I’m like, too close to the sun.
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