156. Our tea inbox; We don’t need Jax; Who is the real Jesse Solomon? Wannabes, “B” warned…

The “send us tea” inbox has been overflowing, so we’ve got a lot of exclusive tea for you. Starting with the rumors about a housewives-style show filming in Chicago. And then we’ve got the Valley – where we both agree the show doesn’t need Jax. And some tea about a certain scandalous ex bar star doing all the things to get onto The Valley. Angela is proving to be worthy of her peach on RHOA. Carl confesses he has a crush on Ciara on Summer House and it’s not as cringe as we were expecting. Will the real Jesse Solomon please stand up? There are rumors about a big shakeup on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills…here’s what we know. And B goes on a rant…”B” warned, wannabes.

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What’s up? Cocktail ers, Amanda, great. Zoom this week. So much tea on this zoom. Oh my God, I know it was so good. Thank you guys. As always, I really liked this week’s because I feel like we had a lot of folks talking, and it wasn’t all like sometimes I think people are a little shy and worry about speaking up. And it was just, it was a really good conversation. So thank you guys, and for anybody who ever feels like you’ve missed or you’ve forgotten two things. One, I’m going to look and see if I can figure out how to have a thing where it just will add it to your calendar. There’s a calendar invite, because a lot of people like, oh, I said yes, and then I forgot to add it to my calendar. Then I missed it. But two just always remember that, if you like lost, because then I get emails sometimes like, Oh, I lost my email. Can I have a link for people who are members of cocktail party? There’s always a post that has the registration link there too, so you can always go back there and just you can search our site, so just look for zoom and and you could put them on, like, Zoom April, Zoom May. Yeah, exactly. So it was so great. And during that call, we actually had an email that popped up. We’ve been getting so much email, so we have a lot of that. We’ve got a lot of exclusives. I’m not really even sure where to start this week because just, it’s been a good Bravo week, like we’ve got Portia saying that she’s gonna screw Angela’s husband, oh, Jesse on the valley, calling Michelle his ex wife a high end hooker. But really, I think just a regular hooker. Because I don’t know if $1,500 a night qualifies as high hands. I think that especially when you look like Michelle, yeah.
Me Like she’s, I know, like, that’s like Hollywood level hooker, yeah, Louie on the Man Eater on Love Hotel playing those men.
Like fiddles high, drawing all over themselves. For her, I love it. And as I get older, it’s something that I even during my re watch of Roni like, I just appreciate so much, because sexy is a vibe, and Luanne is and she’s beautiful, of course, but she’s she’s ageless because she’s just got that fun energy. She is ableist and has swag, and that body is her body is insane. But as I mentioned, we have a lot of DMS and emails that we’ve been getting this week. So let’s start there, because we’ve got there’s a lot of chatter within discord and our community about some a DM that we got that said that Real Housewives of Chicago is filming this week. So let’s clarify something. I have not confirmed this with sources saying yes, the Real Housewives of Chicago is greenlit with upfront being may 12, and if it’s just starting to film, I don’t know that we’re gonna get that at upfront right. I don’t think they’re gonna announce a cast that has not even really filmed yet. Maybe they will, maybe at bravocon, maybe at bravocon, maybe it’s not 100% a housewives franchise, because something the source said to me was they are, there’s a lot in production, but as far as this person knew, they weren’t assigning housewives to anything currently. So as an example, and this is an exclusive, we mentioned it. I think we mentioned it on the Zoom I was told that, actually maybe I was just told yesterday that the Rhode Island thing is going to, quote, unquote, look like secret lives of Mormon wives. So I don’t know if that necessarily means Mormons, because I don’t think Rhode Island, I don’t think Mormon No, it could mean Hulu. Oh, it could mean Hulu. It could. I was okay, that’s a great point. I also my mind went to more, I don’t know, like maybe something centered around religion. I don’t know it, so it’s not so. In other words, there are casts of women filming, and we know they filmed in Rhode Island. And I believe that this is happening in Chicago, and I believe that it’s something that’s going to go somewhere. And the reason I believe that is because I was given specific names from people unconnected, not connected to each other. So we are told Chicago, or did you say it was the west, west suburb? If you guys remember, we have to. We had heard some things about Hinsdale, and Hinsdale is a western suburb. A year or so ago, we had heard a little bit about Winnetka, which is a northern suburb. And guys Winnetka, his name is not in it. It’s Hinsdale, Highland Park and Chicago, like proper, proper, and you guys remember too, like, the way that a lot of these shows are filmed, or like even start, is a production company starts with them, and they’re not necessarily attached to a network, right? Or so that that’s the way some of these shows do start. And they do, they end up being a Bravo show or a housewife show sometimes, and sometimes, I think a lot of people are probably paying a lot of attention to secret lives of Mormon wives and the success that show has happened to say, Okay, there’s lots of like, room for juicy reality TV that’s not necessarily a Bravo show. And the rumor is that one of the women filming for this it is being funded by her husband, who is a super wealthy family that owns a bunch of car dealerships. I also hear a fairly well known rapper’s wife is filming. A fairly well known rock stars wife is filming. One of those may be an ex wife guys, I forget. No, I think they’re both wives. So when I heard that this car dealership husband, the person also said that he had cheated, so maybe he’s making it up to his wife by funding a reality show, we remember all the rumors that Stephanie Holman, husband, this is from Dallas. The initial production. The sizzle reel was funded by Travis. That was always a rumor that never seemed to go away. One of the other women filming was Miss Illinois, at some point, married to a retire, retired NBA player. Then you have a woman who her and her husband are both lawyers, and you have a socialite living in Hinsdale, which is, as Amanda said, the western suburb of Chicago. So guys cocktails, if you live in the north and west suburbs, keep your eyes out. Let us know what you’re hearing. I did reach out to the people who originally sent me names, and they took a couple of names off. They confirmed a couple. So let’s see, like, some solid happening. Yes, I think it’s solid. Like, this is not like the wild goose chase like winneca was when we first heard something’s going down and something’s going down in Rhode Island too. Now what exactly that looks like? We’ll see. I think there’s a house where it’s coming.
I know sources keep telling me, oh, they’re not adding to the franchise. Okay, guess what? There’s a void. So you can’t tell me that, yeah, and I guess, well, I do think that, circling back to what you were saying about the upfronts, and then we’ve got Bravo con coming up in November, I think we’re gonna be hearing some new news, whether that, again, is housewives or a different Bravo show, I agree. I think, speaking of upfront right now, we have a couple of southern charm. I know Austin’s in LA. I hear Craig is there or about to be there. We see West and Amanda there. They’re filming something in LA, it could be promos for Bravo con. It could be summer promos. It could be something with the upfronts. But there’s a reason why those people are all in LA, obviously. Let’s just hope they keep those two casts separated. Yeah, the two shall not cross. What if I think I’ve talked about this on the pod, I used to love those summer by Bravo promos, like the one with Andy yes ring leader. What if they’re shooting something like that? It would be amazing with summer house for southern charm. What if they did a West Side Story, dance, fight? Oh, my God. How amazing would that be. I could see it. I could totally see West 100%
getting down with that 100 with his candle and his pajamas. And to think that guy still gets laid and not frequently. And we happen to know shout out to our hot cocktail that he gets laid by really hot chicks, which obviously we know because of Sierra, but like, also our missing, you know what? We’ve never met him, so we can’t say maybe he’s one of these people that you meet and is just magnetic. It’s gotta be, I don’t know that would be great. Let’s put it out there in the universe that we’re getting a summer we’re getting a West Side Story summer by Bravo promo, a southern charm. And, like snapping Yes, and then we get the new VPR and the valley, it would be so good. Okay, so I’ve been really interested to talk to you about this on the valley. We see Jax head off to rehab, which you guys all knew happened. What I’ve been really excited to talk to you about is, okay. Now we have had this latest episode where essentially he goes off and he is not on the rest of the episode. Do we find that Jax is necessary to the show to the valley? He’s not there is still this. The episode did not miss a beat without Jax being there. Luke, I completely agree. And don’t you feel like it’s all it was almost better without his weird, his just awful energy, yes, yes, trigger he is. I hope he gets help. I know everyone says that and it sounds so trite, but like I really do, yeah, for everyone involved really agree. And so this episode, Luke goes over to Danny’s house, and Danny casually whispers to him that, like, cameras are there, dude, like you could whisper it, but we still hear it that Jesse said in the boys group chat that Michelle sleeps with billionaires for $1,500 a night. Okay, in a confessional, Danny also says, Listen, what happens in the boys chat stays in the boys chat until you have Luke on your couch and production in the room, and it’s recorded, right? Of course, Luke runs home, tells Kristen. Kristen says, You better. I’m sure Kristen said, You better bring this to the show, Luke, yes, ma’am. We see Luke tell Brittany. So obviously Britney has to tell Michelle, cool. So they’re at Dave and Busters, Britney calls Michelle and Nia over, and we see Britney tell Michelle, Michelle gets rightfully upset Nia is they call Danny over. A lot of the cocktails were like, DMing me, like, Why didn’t Nia warn Danny? Don’t you think that they all probably knew this was gonna come up at the party. And nobody was really surprised Danny did. It looked like Danny was like, Oh, welcome to Reality television. Like, think maybe he knew what they were talking about when he walked over. I do think Michelle was legit shocked, yes, and I do think that Danny probably was hoping, like, okay, Britney will tell Michelle while they’re out to lunch, Michelle will confront Jesse, and then Jesse will talk to Danny. I didn’t, I don’t think he thought it would happen when they were all at a place together, and he had to really face it head on. In any event, Danny walks over and he’s like, Jesse explains to him what happened. So right away, Danny’s, I knew there was a mole. Jesse’s, I knew there was a mole. Come on. And as all the women point out, like all the wives and girlfriends have access to this chat, anybody could be the Mole. It’s stupid thing to write in the chat when you’re filming a reality show. I totally agree. I would be wanting I would if my husband were in that group chat. I once a week, I’d be like, handed over. I want to catch up on that. Yes.
Exactly, what do we think of Michelle, though, trying to vote Jesse out of the Santa Barbara house that he booked? I want to answer your question with a question, because I want to go back to what do you think of Michelle’s reaction, didn’t you? Did you find it a little strange that she didn’t just laugh it off? Or is she just such a serious person that she doesn’t have that bone in her body. Ding, ding. She’s humorless. Yeah, she is humorless. And listen, there’s nothing funny about joking about that she did cheated on him, and she’s already open about the fact that she cheated on him. If something like that were said about me, and maybe that’s just my personality, I would laugh without rage, she’d be like, Are you kidding me? That is hilarious. Like, I don’t know it was, I was I thought it was a little bit strange, but so back to Michelle trying to get Jesse voted out of his own vacation house. I had to agree with Jesse. It was super immature behavior, and I honestly thought it was like a bit that Michelle was doing until she actually started crying after Jasmine and Nia both said, No, I don’t think we’re gonna both are crying manipulative, like she was trying to change their vote real quick. Oh, it could have been. It could have been that it seemed to me very legit. And I’m like, Who does she really think this is gonna happen? Does she really think this is gonna work? I found it a bit puzzling that it was that immature. The thing with Michelle, I think that bothers me, is that she went about exiting her marriage in a really dirty, deceitful way. So if it were Jesse that cheated on her, and the rumors of cheating were with multiple women and over the course of a couple years, and there was a lot of suspicion about when he got with his new girlfriend, the audience would be lighting him up, the girls would be lighting him up. I can completely understand that they had a bad marriage, that’s evident, and that they shouldn’t have been together, but Michelle went about it in a really awful way. And if that was done like when that is done when your marriage and there’s cheating involved, it adds a completely different layer to it. It does she doesn’t take any accountability for that. She acts like she is totally right in if a guy stood there and was like, You know what? We were in a really bad marriage. So yes, I did cheat. Hey, it’s Ryan Seacrest for Albertsons, Vons and pavilions. Now through August 26 it’s back to deals time, where you can enjoy store wide deals and earn four times points look for in store tags to earn on eligible items from Triscuit, Starbucks, Frito, lay Ziploc Charmin, Charmin, ultra soft and tied, liquid, original, then clip the offer in the app for automatic event long savings. Shop in store or online for easy drive up and go pick up or delivery subject to availability restriction supply, visit albertsons bonds or pavilions.com for more details. All right, listen up people. We need to talk about something really important, orgasms, if you’re not making them a priority. Pinktury.com, is here to fix that. Orgasms boost your mood, lower stress and help you sleep. And let’s be honest, we could all use a little release these days, from the iconic magic wand to we vibes, couples toys to the game changing womanizer. Pinkchery.com has everything you need. Solo or with someone feeling good is the goal. So go to pinkchurry.com and treat yourself. You deserve it if you know you owe Life’s too short for compromises, especially when it comes to party planning. Ralph’s shoppers don’t have to choose between a great find and peace of mind with our dips and crackers. You never compromise on crowd pleasing appetizers, and you never compromise your budget either, with lower than low prices. Hand it to Ralph’s shoppers. You never compromise. Find a Ralph’s near you and start shopping and saving today. Ralphs
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Imagine what it’s like to not be touched, to not be held, to not compliment. For two years, you would still be like, Dude and the marriage first. That’s my thing with Michelle. It’s her and Jesse both have this entitled way about them, like even in the after show, Michelle says that when she had her daughter, she stopped working as much, and they had millions of dollars in the bank, but Jesse also stopped working and spent all their money. And then he turns around and goes, it’s her fault too. Whatever their financial issues, it’s like it takes two to tango, and she actively made a bad situation much worse. She should have exited the marriage sooner and separated assets sooner, and yeah, they’re not an unknowing victim in this and you’re cheating. You think that’s gonna make an already not nice guy any nicer? And I have to say, I just think it unfortunately invalidates all of her very valid feelings right at the end of their marriage. It invalidates it because it.
It’s okay, but you cheated, right? And I just think that you’re very valid to be like, no. You do deserve to be hugged and complimented and told that somebody loves you. But if that’s not happening, you don’t, then go and cheat on you. You end things and then you end it clean, right? Because it’s just gonna it, no matter what, it’s still gonna it’s still gonna just feel like it was your fault, even if it actually wasn’t, because the cheating is just the trump card, right? That yes, anything else that was wrong in the relationship if you cheated that still, that’s still worse in a lot of ways. And I also see people making memes and posts saying things like, oh, Jesse knows that she wasn’t with Aaron. Does he like, maybe she wasn’t, I don’t know, but I really feel like, first of all, the Runyon Canyon, yeah, it’s add up pretty quick. And we know she cheated, and everybody knows she cheated. And also he gives me the ick that guy, Aaron, yes, his eyes, yes, eyes. I find creeped. I was so creepy. I was honestly active, over reacting to, he’s acting right, over acting on everything and like, I completely agree. I like his eyes. Ick, yeah. And she, you can see, and it’s funny, because we know that our Valley source told us that this was her intention. But you could see she wants to make Jesse mad. She wants to make him blow up, like she’s actively trying to make him look like an asshole, which he doesn’t need much help at by the way, he I do find him funny and stuff like that, but obviously, with her, it’s bad. It’s just I and then you say to yourself, if you’re such a victim, Michelle, leave the show. Nobody’s forcing you to be around him. I gotta tell you guys. And I’m sure this is probably how a lot of people felt about Jax back in the day before he really ran off the rails. Like, there I there’s something about Jesse, like I see him being an asshole, but I also laugh at some of the things that he says, and find him extremely attractive. I’m just confessed to you guys, oh my god, we agree on somebody being attractive. I do find him very cute, very cute. And just like and like, I love the way he dresses. I like his douchey Ness. And yeah, he’s also originally from, like Boston, and I actually got into trouble, because in my I Mike was doing stories, and I was like, oh, yeah, he’s like, a Southie. And people were like, he is not a Southie. Apparently, it’s more of a, I guess Southie is more like a working class neighborhood, and where he’s from is a little bit whatever he’s just, he’s a kid from Boston, and, like, he talks about Capri it’s, I’m a girl from New York, and it’s, if I’m like, I’m in Monaco. I can I’m in Monaco. It says, Stop it. You’re from Boston, you’re from New York. Like, you’re not. What do you know about Capri or Monaco? Stop chic say the V, yes. Okay, I’m glad we got our confessionals out of the way. Out of the way. They’re Oh, I also was curious and wanted to talk about this, because I thought it was interesting that Jason and Jesse, when they’re getting together for coffee the day of the morning of the Dave and Busters party, start talking about Danny’s drinking, and then we see Jesse talking a little bit more about it in the confessionals. Which seeing Jesse involved was the interesting part for me. Obviously, Jason’s gonna do Janet’s bidding, but seeing Jesse talking about it made me look at it a little different, like, that’s interesting, because I don’t feel like Jesse has a strong alliance to anybody, and I don’t think he would. He’s necessarily gonna say, oh, Janet really wants to make this Danny thing a storyline, and that he’d be like, okay, yeah, no, Jesse, i And it honestly to me, it made me feel like it actually happened. Because I think that did, because they Yeah about it, and they show a flashback of them discussing it, and then they show it in the previews for next week with Danny apologizing. So it seems like it actually happened. And like, Jesse says, like, Danny goes hard. And like, the drinking thing is actually a thing which just wanted to bring up, because we were getting the feeling that this was something that Janet had really been pushing. But so maybe it’s more of a, yeah, there’s a little, there was a little thread out there that Janet pulled and pulled and pulled, and that’s why Ni is upset. But it does seem like there is a thread. I think the other thing is, editing is tricky, and you don’t know which scene came first, but I do believe that Jesse may have been more inclined to speak on it after Danny, quote, unquote, was the Mole and repeated what he said about the 1500 a night hook hooker thing, which I would love to know, what those receipts are, is it like Venmo? Venmo, there’s just, he just sees Venmo is going to Michelle, just like, with a little like, bread and a heart. That’s the beauty of the show, though, because they’ll be an alliance for a little while, and then somebody will say something like, there’s no honor amongst thieves, right? Anything you do these people.
People are gonna bring it up on camera. We know this, if there is a moment that Janet is a little annoyed at Michelle, we’ll see them turn on each other. They can’t help themselves. No, oh, we love it. And speaking of just snakes, our Valley source shared with us that Sandoval is trying his damnedest to get on the valley. He is showing up constantly at Jax bar, which I don’t even think Jax is at that much with his girlfriend. He’s playing his music there. He’s at every group event. And in my head, I’m like, we don’t need him. But the source side, there’s a producer that now works for the valley, that’s from Vanderpump, that really pushes and loves Schwartz Sandoval, Lala and Sheena. I suppose it’s a possibility. They’re filming the reunion tomorrow. Kristen and Nia are both pregnant, so I know that when I posted on the website that they’re filming it. Now, everyone’s we’re only three episodes in, but the girls are very pregnant. I don’t know their actual I think Kristen’s due sooner. I don’t know the actual due date, but I think they want to get it in June. I think they so. We got to get this in the we got to get it in the can, because we not have a reunion without them. We definitely can’t. Sandoval, tiny on the show. When I read the post, I definitely laugh out loud. I’m just like, No, nope. Look at my Sandoval, keep moving. We don’t need you. We don’t need you. No, I could see there being something with Schwartz Sandoval, la, la Sheena on their own. Get them their own show, because I really, I’m enjoying the valley the way that it is agreed. Okay, so we talked a little bit about Atlanta at the very top of the show. Let’s go back there, because Porsche’s Birthday Trip and Nashville was wrapping back up the see drew finally show up. She had to go to Dennis’ club the night before, and Portia, pretty graciously, I think, greeted her. But then they do go their separate ways. So there’s the two groups. One goes to whiskey tasting. One goes the Coyote Ugly bar, which you guys will all remember the movie where people dance on the bar, which I have what he was just so curious. What the dress code, what place it was like, S, M country. It was weird. I’m watching it with my husband, and I was like, What even is this outfit? It was like, literally, like, S and M, Kelly’s outfit, lingerie, Tatas. She is such a little itty bitty thing with these humongous fake boobies there, they make Britney’s boobies look modest. That ain’t it. Kelly, I think she’s the cutest little thing. Yes, that outfit was, it was just like, and I don’t want a body shame at all. But in her case, it’s implants, and it just, you need a bigger frame. And I love big boobs. I think they look beautiful, but on a little girl like her, like, I think she’s really little in person. I think she’s probably, like, 411 or something. Yeah, it’s a tiny little thing, and she’s so cute. And, um, and then I don’t think I really noticed how big they were. Yeah, was a lot. Was a lot. Hey, it’s Ryan Seacrest for Albertsons, Vons and pavilions. Now through August 26 it’s back to deals time, where you can enjoy store wide deals and earn four times points look for in store tags to earn on eligible items from Triscuit, Starbucks, Frito Lay Ziploc Charmin. Charmin, ultrasoft and tide liquid original. Then clip the offer in the app for automatic event long savings. Shop in store or online for easy. Drive up and go pick up or delivery subject to availability restriction supply. Visit albertsons bonds or pavilions.com. For more details. Life’s too short for compromises, especially when it comes to party planning. Ralph’s, shoppers don’t have to choose between a great find and peace of mind with our dips and crackers. You never compromise on crowd pleasing appetizers, and you never compromise your budget either with lower than low prices. Hand it to Ralph’s shoppers. You never compromise. Find a Ralph’s near you and start shopping and saving today Ralph’s
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even if she were much taller, I just, I was not into the outfit, period. Not i just, i the whole, that whole dress code I thought was, it just screamed ashless chaps. Yep. It was like, I guess we never saw her backside. Like, yeah, the whole thing, it was like, ashless tits as chaps, yeah? Oh, it’s too funny. So they all get into the booze a little bit that day, to the point where you’re doing, like, shots of tequila, and then they’re at a whiskey tasting, like, at noon. So you know, this is not gonna go anywhere good. Yeah, Brit is literally falling asleep in the van on the and again, I have no room to talk. We all know I was denied buying boots in Nashville. I get it. It happened to the best of us. Guys, I had, I did not have ass list chats. You did not show your ass in Nashville. I.
I may have actually, but it wasn’t my intention. I did go out with my ass out. Oh my god, hilarious. So they get back and they’re like, getting ready for dinner, and Portia comes out like a whole different demeanor, very quiet, but even like her appearance, although she looked beautiful, she had flat shoes on, no earrings. It’s like she was like the boot, yes, yes, agreed. And I think it’s Cynthia who asked her before dinner, like, why she was upset. And she says, I was I found out that Dennis had been in filming with Drew after I asked him not to, and then we see Portia get up and go in from dinner. And then had that long chat with Cynthia, which I really liked, that I feel like Cynthia is a real she’s a real one, but I think she’s a real friend. So with Portia, I think her subdued mood was a combination of Daydream day drinking, like I can picture that she came back, took a nap, woke up, heard that news, and was just like, I’m exhausted. I’ve had it. I’m emotionally drained on my hangover is setting in, and but then at dinner, like she’s not saying much, it’s clear the women are clearly interpreting it as she’s pissed off at them, which I don’t even know if that was the case. I think she, at that moment, wanted to get home to address this with Dennis, and in her was sitting there in her mind, playing it over. So Drew’s like instigating, but I’m okay to be here Portia. And Portia says, you’re straight. It’s fine. Drew throws a fit, storms out. It doesn’t make any sense. It’s like Drew. DREW goes into scenes with Ralph. We’ve seen it with the women. We’ve seen it with how she wants it to go. And regardless of the reaction the other party gives her, she continues on her script. She just Yes, I completely agree. Like she’s a great actress. That way, it’s I can understand if Portia said something negative, you know what? I don’t really want you here, okay, but she didn’t. She was like, it’s fine. Clearly, she wasn’t in a good mood. She wasn’t directing it at Drew, or really anybody else, right? And I will say to Porsches credit in her confessional, she’s Listen, I’m not saying a word to Drew. She doesn’t owe me anything. Dennis is the one who owes me an explanation. He’s the one I co parent with. This is on him. He is the one who made a promise to our family on how we’re raising our daughter and everything like that. Yeah, her drew storming off. Was extra and also, anytime she leaves, I’m like, bye, don’t come back.
Nobody seemed right after, yeah, I I’m okay if she just keeps on walking too Portia, I gotta give it to her. I think she’s showing some growth until later in the episode. I do think, though, what you were saying about being emotionally exhausted, because I do think the old Portia probably would have still gone in on Drew. But I think we can all identify when you’re going through a lot and then something else happens, and it’s just like the straw that breaks the camel’s back in the way that it’s it just feels so emotionally heavy, and it’s hard to shake yourself out of that. But I also, I think, but I think Portia was right to say, No, I don’t need to go after drew for this. I need to save it for Dennis. So after all of that, after Cynthia and Portia have their chat. Portia takes off her lashes. We know that, and she probably should have just gone to bed. It looks like they had a lot of fun. Yes, after the cameras went down, because we heard some inaudible footage of them hanging by the pool, they must just have my cameras go down. But the mics maybe, or like area maybe, or they had up. They had a camera, like, in the backyard, because you weren’t getting angles, you were just seeing them all huddled together in a group, yeah, I think it was Kelly. It was like a written camera. Portia and Shamia were by the pool, yeah, and so then we know Angela had gone to bed. She’s in her room overhears them talking about her, aka, she was spying on them. Yeah, it happened. Just think about white lotus. Yes, it happens. Gets her phone out and records. She says she doesn’t. Didn’t really pick much up. Because then she says, You know what, forget it. Screw this. I’m just gonna go down there, because she says she heard Portia say, talking about Angela that if Angela doesn’t drop this, I’m gonna fuck her husband, meaning Angela’s husband, Charles. So at dinner, Angela said, We never did get an answer Portia on whether or not you stole Simon from his wife. So in Kelly’s confessional, Kelly’s like, she said it. She said she was gonna fuck Charles Porsche. Is like, I didn’t say anything, like referring to the Hennessy. She also said this on Watch What Happens Live, which guys, if you didn’t see Porsche and Gisele’s episode, it is worth pulling up on peacock. It was downright hysterical. It was so good they actually invited.
Andy out. And then they were like, I’ll forget it. No, we don’t want gay guys coming around. Like, he’s like, What? Like, I’m a good wingman. And they’re like, nope, nope. He’s, are you un inviting me? Like it was they were on one I think they definitely got the party started. Like, maybe they went out to lunch, because we know that they don’t always film at night. I don’t know what it was, but they definitely had cocktails. So with Portia, what she says about Angela’s husband, sometimes we forget about people and their ways. When they leave, we build them up in our minds as wonderful people, and we forget that, yes, they make good TV, but there’s also other sides to them and make it make sense, because push is mad at Drew for filming with Dennis, yet she’s speaking about fucking Angela’s husband gotta love Angela in her confessional, she goes it forces Portia says she’s gonna fuck your husband. Believe her. She’s done it before. I cracked up. She Angela gives me old school housewives energy. And what’s funny is somebody told me that they actually did pursue her years ago. I think she’s a great addition, regardless of if her and Portia smooth this over, I’m sorry, but if I’m Angela, like there is no joking about fucking my husband, particularly when you’re somebody who’s fucked people’s husbands precisely, I think, yeah, but there’s no level, there’s no housewives, there’s no argument. There’s no amount of Hennessy that would ever make me have a genuine friendship with somebody whose mind went there. I’m sorry, because that’s their mind. That’s an option for you. You find my husband attractive, and you’re willing to go there to get back at me, and obviously my husband’s loyalty to me, and obviously he wouldn’t or shouldn’t do that, I just don’t like the vibe. Like to go there. Yeah, I agree with you. She it’s just, it’s that’s not really something that you joke about like you, and then like you said, especially if you’re not, if you’re not poor, if you’re Porsche. I think it’s interesting that Angela is, I think, really starting to build some momentum with fans. Yeah, our cocktails shout out to Jarrett on Discord. He said, Where are the fangelas at? And I responded to him like, Oh, I’m not. He said, he I think he said, She’s killing it this season, and I’m enjoying her. I don’t know that I’m ever gonna be one of those people who’s I absolutely love her, but I think she’s making some really good TV my mind goes to at the end of that episode, she, like left on her own, and my mind goes to, okay, who’s gonna be her ally? Because Drew’s a friend to nobody. And I think that’s part of the reason with Angela, like she aligned herself with somebody who’s not favored by the cast, which was a bad move, very rookie move, which is another thing that kind of gives her old school energy, because Angela is just showing up and filming, and it doesn’t feel like she has an agenda. Which is, I think what makes people fangelas? Does that make sense? Because Shamia knows what’s up. She’s friends with Portia so long she’s filmed for so long, Kelly’s definitely got her finger on the pulse, and although I’m enjoying both of them, they’re playing it. They know who to side with. We’re gonna see the tides are turning on Brit, and Brit reminds me so much of Nicki Minaj. By the way. I don’t know if it’s her makeup or how she does her hair. It’s not that her face looks so much like her, but she just reminds me of her. Yeah, but we’re gonna see the tide turn on Brit and we see Kelly distance. And from what I hear, it was a fallout over there, over Brit, using or taking over her glam, which, like Kelly definitely swerved, because she knew that she was not gonna be well received. So to me, I like the honesty in how Angela is playing it like she’s not looking for an ally. She’s like, just showing up. Yeah, I can see it. I can there’s always been housewives where I am not a personal fan of theirs, but I like what they bring to this show, yeah, and I think she’s probably gonna end up being there for me. Okay, I want to talk about summer house, so we didn’t get to talk much. We just barely talked about at the very end of our show last week, but we should start with a conversation with Carl and Sierra where he told her that he has a crush on her. Okay, I’m gonna be honest. I was really expecting this to be cringe, but and I may you guys at this, maybe an unpopular opinion, but I actually found it really sweet. I think that, first of all, it was was a little weird that he talks about not performing at his optimal sexual level, and then was like, either way, I was cringe. That was cringe, but specifically him telling her how much he likes her. I think it was really sweet, and how he told her, like, not just about her being gorgeous and the attraction, but like the deep level of respect and admiration, and you can really see how she received it. I just thought it was such a nice exchange. I don’t think he’s the right guy for her, but he’s certainly better than some of the other losers she’s picked over the years. He would treat her and he would treasure her, which I think is an important.
Thing in a relationship, but the thing with Carl is his lack of ambition, and I don’t mean his lack of money, right? I think what Lindsay was saying to him about having all these ideas that don’t come to fruition you’re 40 years old, and no, there’s not a timeline, and it’s not a race, but by 40 years old to have never had a successful career, and just keep trying. And yes, he’s on a reality show, but he hasn’t monetized it as successfully as like somebody like say Jesse Solomon has just in one year, right? There’s something not attractive about that. And I feel like Ciara does, and she even said it on Watch What Happens Live. I feel like Carl has qualities that she really likes, the fact that he is a genuine person and a good person. And I think if say he owned lover boy, I think she would definitely give him a chance. I think if he had more going for him, yeah, I am gonna build on what you’re saying, because I agree with you in that he has seemed a bit aimless. There it is, and I agree that it is not attractive. I also think that, and this is me completely just guessing about Sierra, but there’s this thing about Carl where you don’t get the feeling like he is gives off protector vibes. And I just not he’s not an alpha. And I think Sierra wants an alpha. I do think Carl seems like he’s in a much better place. He does seem to be getting his swagger back, because I think he definitely lost it, but I don’t know that he’s ever gonna be alpha vibes, and I just get the feeling that’s what one of the things that Sierra would look for. I can’t wait for the day when we find out who Sierra ends up with in life, because it’s gotta be. Yeah, I agree with. I imagine a man chiseled out of stone, she should be with. She should be with a major league athlete, Major League you hear me like she should be with a guy on the level of Jalen hurt. And I don’t mean to sound shallow, but she, I mean, I don’t know that I’ve ever seen a woman as gorgeous as her, and that’s saying a lot, because there’s a lot of gorgeous women on this network. Hey, it’s Ryan Seacrest for Albertsons bonds and pavilions. Now through August 26 it’s back to deals time, where you can enjoy store wide deals and earn four times points. Look for in store tags to earn on eligible items from Triscuit, Starbucks, Frito, lay Ziploc Charmin, Charmin, ultra soft and tied, liquid, original, then clip the offer in the app for automatic event long savings. Shop in store or online for easy, drive up and go pick up or delivery subject to availability, restriction supply, visit albertsons bonds or pavilions.com. For more details. Are you still thinking about going into nursing? Yeah, I’ve been looking into stanbridge University. It’s the first school that’s really felt like the right fit. What stood out to you the hands on training supportive instructors and strong NCLEX pass rates. They focus on helping students build real skills that sounds promising. What programs do they offer, both vocational and Registered Nursing. They also have campuses in Irvine, Alhambra Riverside and San Marcos. You can learn more@stanbridge.edu
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What I say about Ciara, because a lot of people in my DMs are like, she’s not that interesting. Ciara is somebody I would want as a friend. Sierra is a deeply good person. She’s a nurse. That’s a calling to me, like she’s a she she respects boundaries. She’s a very loyal person. She’s a person that you can trust. It doesn’t always make the best reality television star. Like she wouldn’t have the time of day for not one person on the cast of the valley, because they are morally corrupt. Do you? Like every last one of them is more corrupt, like she lives quite a bit to the imagination, which I appreciate in her about as a person, yes, but not I still think it always makes the best reality person, yes, and like in her case, it’s okay, because there’s always going to be people that want to use her for brand deals, because she’s gorgeous and she’s a model, and she’s, I’m sure, lovely to work with. I’m sure she’s organized, I’m sure she’s everywhere on time. I’m sure she’s not diva. She has a lot of amazing qualities, and I don’t mind watching her on summer house, but she’s certainly not the main.
Draw Yes, I completely agree. How much did you wish you had some popcorn when Jesse Solomon at the party goes over to Paige, Amanda and Lindsay, I’m like, watching this. I’m like, Oh my God, he’s literally putting himself on a skewer and roasting himself right now. That was a cringe moment to me, when he is talking to them and tries to spin everything back on them, says they’re taking the worst things that he has said and then going and telling Lexi about them. He was so obviously scared and intimidated to even approach them. And Paige said it perfectly. Dude, you said these things. We repeated them. If you don’t say them, we can’t say them. They did they, I mean, they pretty much verbatim. Said what? He said, it’s out there. Now we’re gonna talk about it. Whatever that looks like. Deal with it. Don’t say it. If he wasn’t touching anybody. Oh, I like, when he was like, What are you talking about? I wasn’t touching anybody. And they flashed at him humping Sierra the entire weekend it was and he just there, I was gonna get him. He had such an easy first season, like he was just the tall singing fool, and everybody liked him, and he didn’t have any conflict. And, oh, he does not know what to do now and then when he said, I nail in the coffin, when he says to Sierra that when he a few weeks ago, when he told her he wished he would have tried to date her last summer, that he only said it because he was trying to make her feel better about the West situation, is he okay? Did he not realize he was gonna get lit up? Who is he? Honestly, I really, I found Jesse funny the first season, yeah, but he’s he a little too big for his britches. He does. He think he’s Madonna, you are second season. Summer House guy, slow your role. Mr. Solomon, i i I couldn’t agree more. I really do wonder who the real Jesse Solomon is. Was it the last season, the sweet, endearing guy who was a little bit goofy, but still had swag, or is it this manipulative? The other word I was gonna look for, but I think he cares a whole lot about what people think. Boy, I think, listen, I got a lot of messages over the summer during filming that said that he really liked Alexi because she had a lot of Instagram followers. He is 100%
an influencer. Now. He no longer works in finance in any capacity. We know that he has a very high ask for appearances, starting at $25,000
he cares very much what the audience thinks, what we all think. He cares very much, what Amanda page and Sierra think, because he wants to make it like their best friends. He’s like, piggybacking on them. He’s, oh, yeah, they’re my friends. They know a lot of people in Manhattan. They have a lot of connections. They have a lot of power with brands. I’m gonna say it like this is a career for him now, and he wants everybody to love him, and that’s not the way reality television works. Talk to your boy. Kyle, yeah, I think the quickest way for us to all dislike him is for him trying to remember who said this, but for him to live in the comments section, yeah, to try to play to the audience, and that is the quickest way to get us all to be like you’re out of here, buddy. So the next morning, after the party, Lexi really gives it to him. I don’t think Jesse was really prepared for that. She says, No, I don’t want to go off and talk to you. Let’s all sit down for breakfast and let’s have the whole house there to be present, because she’s, you told all of them one thing, and then you said something different to me, and it has really affected my ability to connect with the other girls in the house, like she’s, I Do see her point. Like, yeah, I really Jesse was like, Oh, she’s cute. She’s got a lot of Instagram followers. I’m gonna date her. And then behind her back was like, Oh my God, she’s so obsessed with me, she’s so jealous, she’s so everything. He really saw it as, okay, the guys are gonna be on the guy’s side. And he really saw it as the girls were all my friends. Lexi just got here. I have one season on her. They’re all my friends, and I’m just gonna make it so that, like they just he really saw it, like he could do what he wanted, and they wouldn’t repeat it, because their loyalty was to him. And in the process, I don’t believe His intention was this, but certainly he didn’t give her a thought, because in the process, he did make her seem like a weirdo, attached whatever. And, oh, you can’t talk to Sierra. You can’t this was Sierra. So I think the girls be like, really, Sierra? Is that the one doing anything to him like Sierra’s respecting their relationship? So I don’t know if his intent was malice towards Lexi, but it certainly was only about him. He just certainly happy to throw.
Were under the phone. It was convenient. He was monopolizing the friendships in the house by making her this jealous weirdo. Yeah, when Meantime, and we heard it, and the cameras were like behind the truck, when he said the stuff about West, he’s trying to spin that. No, you were legitimately jealous that night. You were very drunk and you were jealous. You thought she was being flirty with West, which was delusional. But when we’re drunk, we can all be a little delusional, especially in a new relationship, and he’s trying to be like, No, I was just making a comparison to how you were No, you weren’t. You were jealous, yeah, yeah. I actually really respected West for speaking up honestly about that too, instead of just keeping his mouth closed, which is what a lot of guys would do, although I feel like he spoke up more in the confessional. Yeah, he did. And then we see them in the city, and she’s basically, she’s made her mind up. She’s like, we’re done. We’re not a match. And again, he looks upset, but it seems like he wants to smooth this over, so that the optics are okay, so that even if they end, it’s not like about this, that they’re ending, because
he doesn’t want to mess up his own image. It’s all about him, and I wanted to unclog him all on his own. Yes, and I don’t think that Jesse’s terrible, awful person. I just think that he’s a little bit of a spoiled brat, and he’s used to getting a lot of girls, and the attention has come easy to him, and especially after a season on there, he just got used to all the girls thinking he’s funny, and the girls in the house and liking him, and he doesn’t realize that they’re smart girls who are gonna pick up. And when they had the conversation with Lexi, they were like, Whoa, wait, he really has been doing her dirty. And I loved that Gabby and Lindsay. I loved that they like, had her back, yeah, yeah. And that Lindsay was like, look like, Just give her the words of affirmation that, like, Yes, I hear what you’re saying and I understand how you feel. Like, I love peak Lindsey pregnant watching her calmly be the voice of reasoning during that breakfast fight. It’s so much growth. And then I Carl walking in, like, just use affirmation. And he’s wedged. He must have been like, I wish it was this reasonable with me, but something about Lindsay just does seem so happy and at peace. And it’s really, I’m really happy for her. I agree. Hey, it’s Ryan Seacrest for Albertsons, Vons and pavilions. Now through August 26 it’s back to deals time, where you can enjoy store wide deals and earn four times points look for in store tags to earn on eligible items from Triscuit, Starbucks, Frito, lay Ziploc Charmin, Charmin, ultra soft and tide liquid, original, then clip the offer in the app for automatic event long savings. Shop in store or online for easy. Drive up and go pick up or delivery subject to availability restriction supply. Visit Albertsons, Vons or pavilions.com. For more details,
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Okay, should we? I wanted to ask you one thing, work? Oh, go ahead. I wanted, are we going to discuss Amanda and Kyle’s date in the city? Oh, we. Should I, by the way, I love the New York stuff. I wish we I’ve said this before. I wish we saw more of the New York THE CITY stuff. I love it. But again, Amanda, like the disconnect. So he tells her he’s getting tested for infertility, and, like, kind of expresses he’s nervous, and with some excitement, she’s way too think you might be infertile, because that’s fine. And he was shocked, yeah, and she just wouldn’t be the worst thing. She shares that she’s been thinking about a year whether or not she even wants to have kids, and Kyle’s, wait, I thought this was a matter of when, not if, and she’s, I’m just not sure if I can take care of another thing I’m focused on, my mental health. It’s not like you’re begging for kids. I The fact.
Fact that she’s been thinking about this for a year, and it clearly has not been a conversation among them. And then Sierra last night on Watch What Happens Live, when Andy asked Sierra’s, I think it’s for the best, he’s in the club till 5am and she also said they were playing a skit. Is he an effing weirdo? And she said, Yeah, Kyle’s an F and weirdo for DJing and staying out all night. I really good for Amanda. She’s prioritizing her mental health. She is prioritizing her career, but Kyle wants kids. I do think Amanda’s had real we know Amanda has had real mental health issues. There’s no question of that. I do think, though, that many people, when they experience depression, have also a real have real physical effects as well, like issues with energy getting through daily life, even getting just out of bed. I think that experience must have been very eye opening for Amanda to then think about possibly having a baby. I just also wonder if a big part of her gut is saying like maybe either maybe not now or maybe not with him, because his actions, while his words say, I want kids, his actions are not Saying that, yeah, I guess what I’m struggling with is it is completely fine to change your mind. I just wonder, Is she like? I love Kyle, so I’m gonna make this marriage work, but I can’t add a kid to it, because he’s too much work as it is, and that’ll put me over the edge. I guess that’s where my mind is going, yes, yeah, because it is an if your husband is out DJing at a party at three in the morning, he’s certainly not going to be home with you. If the baby’s crying at three in the morning, or the baby is I know you’ve had to deal with it. I’ve had to deal with it having to take a sick child to the emergency room in the night because of croup or RSV. It’s hard to look at somebody who’s out and doing these things as it’s hard to take him seriously that he really wants kids when he’s
picked up another career that involves him staying out late at night. Absolutely, absolutely. I just, I don’t feel, I don’t know how this marriage works, less whatever. That’s just my feeling. Yeah, I agree. Before we wrap up, I’ve been wanting to ask you about this? I read an article this week that says that the Beverly Hills cast will undergo some big changes, and that a main cast member will be let go, and that it will be shocking who it is, but I know a good source told you that Beverly Hills starts filming later may month. Yeah, I hear so we had heard that Erica may have been threatened with a demotion. Yes, my latest intel. And again, I want to remind everybody that dorit was basically fired, and then all of a sudden she was back. Yeah, they are currently in if they’re starting filming at the end of May. Whatever we’re hearing right now is happening and changing. So I’m not firm with anything except, number one, I believe that the threat was made to Erica. I don’t think it necessarily means she was demoted, but I do believe the threat was made. Number two, if there’s a shocking firing happening, like they’re not firing Kyle, if that’s what we’re getting at, they’re not letting go of Dorit, not with her, and PK having this he’s out there kissing, just filed for divorce last week, finally, and nobody else would shock me. So is it possible that somebody is let go? Certainly, although my source says that they hear everybody’s back, and obviously they gotta add somebody. Would it be shocking if they freed up a million dollars and fired Kyle and brought on a big Hollywood name? That would be shocking. I don’t anticipate that happening, and that’s the only a blind saying a shocking firing, like if Sutton’s not there next year. That’s that shocking. You cycled out like these things happen. Shocking is when you ask an OG shocking was when Vicky was an ass back. That’s shocking. So when you want to make a blind about shocking, you’re throwing spaghetti at a wall. Okay? Magazine, who, by the way, has taken stuff from our website time stamped hours to days after we posted it, and it’s public stuff, so it’s not like they’re taking cocktail but they don’t credit so I feel fine calling them out. Don’t take our shit and not credit us because we are updating the website for timestamps. So be warned not to sound like an asshole, but I don’t care. Listen. The reality is this.
We credit people and we expect proper credit. I shared something from du moi yesterday that I didn’t when I shared the Dory and PK picture, I could have easily screenshot the picture. Du moi does not water stamp their pictures, but I don’t do that because I like to have integrity, and that’s why I’m not blocked by du moi, and that’s why there’s a respect amongst myself and other big creators and bloggers is because we give what we get. Okay, magazine, you’ve been put on warning. And anybody else who wants to I don’t care. I don’t care. You know what? You and I work very hard, and I don’t give a shit we do, and I’m not gonna tolerate nonsense. Okay, magazine can throw as much spaghetti at the wall as they want, but they don’t got shit. They don’t got any hot sources. They got Bravo and cocktails.com and a cocktail subscription, and you’ve been put on warning. I’m serious. Don’t know. I’ll offer me, I guess I send for you. Okay, magazine, yeah, guys, we do really have these conversations offline. I the reason I’m laughing is that we’re that we’re ending the pod on this annoying and I mostly ignore it. Listen when you do when creators steal my stuff and post it. I don’t say anything because I’m not talk me off the ledge, yeah, because I’m not gonna go there. I’m not gonna, I’m not, I’m not gonna make you pick your battles. Okay, okay. Magazine is a large publication. Don’t fuck with me and my intellectual property, our intellectual property. Thank you and good night. I need to, like, hurry and get off this pod so I can run and make that timestamp thing happen. Because we haven’t done it yet. We had literally just talked about it today, but it’s gonna happen. Thank you guys. We also on that topic. Just appreciate how much the people in our community will say, Hey, did you guys see this? I can’t believe they didn’t credit you will see people comment. That’s the thing. The thing about it is people always know where it was posted first. People know we love you guys. And this is obviously directed at people who don’t properly credit. But our site has a couple of million hits a month, so people are seeing our stuff. So when you take something that is not anywhere else, and don’t say and listen, shout out to our reality team, reality blurb, and all the many US Weekly people, and all the many other publications who, a TMZ has credited us, who take our stuff and cite us? Yeah, that is the way to do it. Yeah, period. People know people, you only like yourself when it’s happening. But now we said that info right now, he said it, and whatever teeny bopper is over there working at okay magazine, shaking your boots, honey, shake don’t DM me with no nonsense that you didn’t know because I’m time stamping now to the minute, and I’m going to screenshot and post. That’s how it’s going down. Everybody’s been warned. You’re going to make me do it. It’s going to add hours to my day. I’m going to have to start waking up at 3am instead of 430 but it’s going to happen. Amanda, believe her, ladies and gentlemen and cocktails, listen, it’s all fair. You want to go? We can go. I try to play nice. And I didn’t even DM them because I don’t know which teeny bopper is in running their social media for 14 bucks an hour this week. But I’m not having it. It is true, though, guys like, they literally used our stuff word. And first of all, Amanda’s the one who saw it, and Amanda was, like, annoyed. And then, of course, when Amanda’s annoyed, I realized that I should be mad, and I take it to like, here, yeah, we love you guys. Don’t mess with me till next time bye, guys