B, have to share some highlights of what Summer House newbie Lexi Wood shared in a podcast lmao — because we love the delusion!
She had to stop evolving/growing/learning about herself because she was so self aware evolved that she was outgrowing her peers/others her age.
She moves so fast because she always matches the man’s pace, and they are always instantly “obsessed” with her (direct quote).
Her and her family are so emotionally intelligent, self aware and honest that it’s a flaw because they expect others to be that way towards them (refers to cast of Summer House and Jesse talking behind her back) and they have to remind themselves others aren’t as emotionally intelligent as themselves.
They usually only use the back entrances of restaurants/bars because they like to avoid paparazzi (call me crazy but l’ve seen real celebrities use the front entrances. I find it hard to believe that they are that heavily swarmed by paparazzi).
Her life in the spotlight happened “organically”, she never went chasing fame or this lifestyle… it all just happened to her and Lexi just rolled with it.

Allegedly from bravoandcocktails.com



This cannot be real lol
I couldn’t eye-roll any harder!
Wow. Sounds like a delulu person and her family latching on to anything they can to make them relevant? Delusions of grandeur much?
Uhh…is the self-awareness in the building with us?
This is my favorite thing I’ve read. What hilarious fantasy world she and her family live in.
I’m sorry, but who tf is she? Last I checked, she hooked up with a few celeb kids/models and is now on SH. Where is this family fame coming from, other than her delusion? SMH
You’re that “self aware” and yet you continue with that dreadful lip liner…
hahah I’m with Madeline. This is so funny
That explains why she hangs out with her family so much … even to the point of going to clubs with her parents. She everyone else is beneath them!
Okay, Lexi. Sure…
Is this satire?
Maybe Hannah Berner said have Lexi open up for her on tour bc Lexi is a comedian. The delusions
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Lmao!
I’ve been to Sag Harbor in the summer. Trust me, there are no paparazzi.
What’s the podcast? I need to hear this, lol.
I got really weird/creepy vibes from the rest of her fam. It’s giving her family(mom maybe) have pushed her her whole life for this lifestyle/fame – kind of like the TLC show (can’t think of the name) where the mom is OBSESSED with her daughter being famous/beauty queen but also acts like she’s her sister. The delusion is real!
This is the typical general delusional disorder that I’m seeing most Canadians experience.
~ Sincerely a non delulu Canadian
Wow! There’s been something off about her since day one. She seems like a cult member. Can’t remember the sex cult that stars got into were they branded the women….. this is giving me those vibes. Now I see why Jesse was scared when he was joking around and she was serious.
Harpo, who dis woman?
I just got a flash that this is probably what Brynn’s podcast is going to be like. 😬 She already told us she ‘knows everything about everything’ lol