From: Dr. Seuss
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Subject: VPR Star Kids’ Potty Training Book
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There is a kids’ book. I work for the illustrator and it is crass. Potty training book. Cartoon poops talking to each other in the toilet and little boy “target practicing” by watering his mom’s flowers. Dead grandparents in the clouds calling down and encouraging him to “poot” (that is their word not mine) in the potty not in the pool.
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Poot? Oh that’s got to be tacky as hell Jax and Brittany. That’s some southern shit.
This was my same exact thought 🤣🤣
Come on – don’t lump all southerners together.
Jax??
Oh god, which idiot VPR star is this. I feel like it has to be Scheana or Jax!?
LMAO this HAS to be Jax
Omg stop! 🤦🏼♀️ Jax honoring his dad with the deceased grandparents talking from the clouds, and Brittany with “poot”. That’s a southern word 100%. You can’t make this stuff up 🤦🏼♀️
Honestly, who cares? Potty training is gross and messy and I would have taken all the help I could get. If it is Jax, it seems like there is a whole other trove to be grossed out by. This one seems dumb to be upset about.
I wouldn’t call it crass lol… I have boys who peed on my flowers and other places outside. Country living at its finest.
LOL– I just saw this online earlier this week:
During the same episode, Brittany revealed that Jax has written a book and confirmed it “should be out soon.”
“It’s about how his father passed away so it’s kinda like talking to your grandfather and things that like your dad taught you-type of book so that’ll be super, super cute,” she shared.
Any Southerner knows POOT means to pass gas… NOT #2. I think it’s LaLa.
But…is Cruz even potty trained?