Dr. Seuss

Aug 12, 2022

From: Dr. Seuss
Email: grinchmas@bravo.com

Subject: VPR Star Kids’ Potty Training Book

Spill It to BravoandCocktails.com:
There is a kids’ book. I work for the illustrator and it is crass. Potty training book. Cartoon poops talking to each other in the toilet and little boy “target practicing” by watering his mom’s flowers. Dead grandparents in the clouds calling down and encouraging him to “poot” (that is their word not mine) in the potty not in the pool.

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  1. Ew

    Poot? Oh that’s got to be tacky as hell Jax and Brittany. That’s some southern shit.

    • LOL

      This was my same exact thought ??

    • Magenta Yenta

      Come on – don’t lump all southerners together.

  2. Vanessa


  3. VPR

    Oh god, which idiot VPR star is this. I feel like it has to be Scheana or Jax!?

  4. Cruz’s Poot

    LMAO this HAS to be Jax

  5. Tacky as hail

    Omg stop! ??‍♀️ Jax honoring his dad with the deceased grandparents talking from the clouds, and Brittany with “poot”. That’s a southern word 100%. You can’t make this stuff up ??‍♀️

  6. Come on now

    Honestly, who cares? Potty training is gross and messy and I would have taken all the help I could get. If it is Jax, it seems like there is a whole other trove to be grossed out by. This one seems dumb to be upset about.

  7. Meh Meow

    I wouldn’t call it crass lol… I have boys who peed on my flowers and other places outside. Country living at its finest.

  8. Poops McGee

    LOL– I just saw this online earlier this week:

    During the same episode, Brittany revealed that Jax has written a book and confirmed it “should be out soon.”

    “It’s about how his father passed away so it’s kinda like talking to your grandfather and things that like your dad taught you-type of book so that’ll be super, super cute,” she shared.

  9. Dixcgirl

    Any Southerner knows POOT means to pass gas… NOT #2. I think it’s LaLa.

  10. Poot in HAIL

    But…is Cruz even potty trained?


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