Sent to me and the music man…

Addiction is a very serious
condition. It can make you want to have
threesomes, and hookups with escorts and
random girls, even after flying SEVEN
TIMES to get the love of your life back. It
can also make you like comments from
beautiful brunettes and ask your
bandmates (wingmen and partners in
crime) to DM those girls later for you to
meet with them. It wouldn’t be a problem if
you were single, but you’re not (unless your wife really dumped you and you’re lying
to everyone, which wouldn’t surprise
anyone since it’s your modus operandi). So
do yourself a favor buddy, get help. You
have a little girl to take care of now. Go to
rehab and stop chasing your regular ones
too (those you have on speed dial when
you’re bored). Get help.

About Amanda

Amanda is a co-founder of Bravo and Cocktails and co-hosts the Cocktails and Gossip podcast with B, the Prosecco Princess. With a long career in marketing and advertising — and an even longer one as a reality TV fan — Amanda has been hooked since the genre began with The Real World. She grew up devouring blogs like The Awful Truth on E! and Perez Hilton, and treating herself to People and Us Weekly at the checkout line. These days, you can find her cheering on her kids from the sidelines, traveling, checking out new restaurants, and of course, watching TV with her husband. Amanda is also the person behind the scenes at Cocktail Party — if you have questions about the site or your membership, feel free to send her a note at amanda@bravoandcocktails.com.