Lindsay Hubbard is clearing the air. After Johnny Bananas implied he might have been in the running for fatherhood, the “Summer House” alum shut that down faster than a Montauk share house eviction.

Lindsay has had a well-documented romantic rollercoaster over the last two years, going from her split with Carl Radke to rekindling things with Turner Kufe — and eventually welcoming their daughter, Gemma Britt Kufe, in 2024. The timeline has never been confusingunless, apparently, your name is Johnny Bananas.

Lindsay Hubbard Says Johnny Bananas Is “Delusional” About Their Past

The drama kicked off when Johnny appeared on the “Hollywood Raw” podcast and told a story no one asked for. “The Challenge” star claimed that he and Lindsay were “more involved than people think,” suggesting their brief post-Carl hangouts included intimacy.

“We got paparazzied somewhere in, like, the West Village,” Johnny said. “But the timeline made it real scary for me when a few months later, it’s like, ‘Oh yeah, Lindsay Hubbard is pregnant.’ I was like, ‘Damn it. I wish I would have grabbed one of those condoms from the sound guy.’”

To which Lindsay essentially said: absolutely not.

“Dear @JohnnyBananas,” she wrote on her Instagram Story on December 2, “in case you never had the birds and the bees talk, you actually have to have sex to get pregnant, and last I checked, we never hooked up.”

Lindsay Hubbard Claps back at johnny bananas on Instagram

Lindsay Hubbard via Instagram

And because this is Lindsay Hubbard, she added one more jab for good measure:

“My baby is way too cute to be a bananas baby.”

In one sentence, she denied the hookup, defended her child, and dragged a grown man’s nickname. Queen behavior.

Lindsay has made it clear: Turner is Gemma’s father, and Johnny’s revisionist history belongs on reality TV — not in her life.

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